Nationality: Italian

Occupation: Surly, two-faced owner of Moe's Tavern

Secret Shames:

• Stole Homer's idea of igniting a drink and renamed it "Flaming Moe"
• Tried to "move in " on Marge after she kicked Homer out of the house
• Disguised bar as "Moe's Pet Shop" when Springfield enforced an old prohibition law
• After he got a new girlfriend and maxed out his credit cards, had Homer steal his car for the insurance money

Cocktail mixing skills: Virtually nonexistent

Knowledge of how to treat women: Virtually nonexistent

Cost of a "Flaming Moe" drink: $6.95

Other Facts And Activities:

• Hired Aerosmith to do a gig at his bar
• Lost tons of business after Homer revealed secret ingredient of drink to be cough syrup
• Taught "Funk Dancing for self-Defense" class at the Adult Education Annex
• Suspected for shooting Mr. Burns
• Turned bar into "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag" restaurant. Motto: If Moe's not smiling when the check comes, the meal is on the house
• Member of the bowling team "The Pin Pals"