Part Four

From: Ness <nessi_anne@yahoo.com>
To: Teal'c <tjaffa@sgc.gov>
Subject: Re: Songs

Hey Teal'c,

> > Well... Daniel seems to have this thing about people going
>
> What thing is that? I do not believe I have ever seen it.

What? Oh, well... I don't think I've seen it either, just heard
rumours... ;)

> > LOL! Really? Did she say what about? *innocent look*
>
> I do not believe she said but I understand it is a serious matter.

*nods seriously* I'm sure it is.

> > *sigh* That's ok... I'm sure everything will be "ok"...
> > hopefully...
>
> Do you have a problem, Vanessa Nichols? Could I be of help?

I think the situation may have resolved it self already *crosses
fingers* but thanks very much for the offer! :)

> > > Do you know any more songs? I find a varied repertoire is most
> > > satisfying.
> >
> > Ah... well I know a lot of songs... what sort would you like to
> > learn? More "repeating" song? Nursery rhymes? Current hits?
> > Show-tunes? Give me a "genre" and I'll send you a list. :)
>
> I think current hits would be appropriate. Cassandra listens to
> that type of music. Thank you.

Well, just before I got your email, this song came onto the radio and
I immediately thought of you Teal'c... ;) It's by Shania Twain...

******

Lets go girls, come on

I'm going out tonight, I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice
Yeah I wanna scream and shout

No inhibitions, make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh oh oh go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh oh oh get in the action, feel the attraction
Colour my hair, do what I dare
Oh oh oh I wanna be free, yeah to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman

The girls need a break, tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance, we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh oh oh go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh oh oh get in the action, feel the attraction
Colour my hair, do what I dare
Oh oh oh I wanna be free, yeah to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and
Oh oh oh go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh oh oh get in the action, feel the attraction
Colour my hair, do what I dare
Oh oh oh I wanna be free, yeah to feel the way I feel
Man, I feel like a woman

I get totally crazy, can you feel it
Come come come on baby
I feel like a woman

******

Later, Ness.

From: Ness <nessi_anne@yahoo.com>
To: Maj. S. Carter <scarter@sgc.gov>
Subject: Re: Glad to help

Hi Sam,

> I think you ought to know it wasn't Daniel at the door, it was
> Jack. I wasn't going to allow him over the threshold but he did
> his 'cute little boy with the adorable brown eyes' thing and I just
> turned to mush and let him in.

:)

> He said he'd come down here because he needed somewhere quiet to
> think. As I came down here to get away from him, I guess I really
> ought to go but I don't like leaving him like this. He's not
> himself, he's hardly spoken since he arrived. I wonder what's
> upset him?

Well, Daniel wrote to me a little while ago and said that he'd given
Jack some of the latest listmail to read. I think Jack's a bit upset
by all the character assassination that's been going on about him.

> > Well... actually, I think he might by now...
>
> He's not said anything.

Perhaps if you broach the above subject with him, he will.

> > Writing can be very therapeutic. Trust me. :)
>
> I'm definitely going to try it. Thanks for the advice.

No problem. :) I look forward to seeing what you write. :)

> I hope so. He certainly doesn't seem mad at me which is a start.
> Now I just need to get him to talk.

Be gentle. ;)

Later, Ness.

From: Ness <nessi_anne@yahoo.com>
To: Col. J. O'Neill <joneill@sgc.gov>
Subject: Re: Have fun....


Hi Jack,

> > Well... I did try and "warn" you...
>
> Sometimes I need things spelling out in words of one syllable. I
> don't think you were obvious enough. Anyway, I'm now in the bomb
> shelter I told you about.

I'll try and be more obvious in the future. :) How's the company?

> > > I thought they liked me, warts and all.
> >
> > They do... warts?!
>
> Figure of speech! (You're beginning to sound like Teal'c.....)

*phew* That's a relief, Jack... you had me worried for a second! And
what's wrong with sounding like Teal'c? Apparently he has a lovely
voice...

> > you is because of your treatment to *Sam*. Have you considered
> > *apologising* to *her* for what happened? I mean, come on! The
> > woman rewrote the laws of physic's to bring you home--that's no
> > mean feat!
>
> I know, you're right. And by sheer coincidence she's here with me
> in the bomb shelter. I can't imagine why she was in here, but I'm
> glad she is. She's been kind enough to let me use her laptop.

Well *talk* to her!

> > > I really don't know what else to say to you, except that I have
> > > never felt closer to Martouf.
> >
> > What?! LOL! Ohmygod...
>
> The poor man went to hell and back..... he has my utter and total
> respect (as long as he leaves Sam alone).

Jack--you went there too... does this mean that you should leave Sam
alone? ;)

> Thanks for listening, Ness. You've been great. Now I've got to talk
> to Sam.

Hope it all goes well for you both Jack. :)

Ness.

From: Dr.D. Jackson djlurk@yahoo.com
To: Ness nessi_anne@yahoo.com
Subject : Latest from the Bomb Shelter

Hi Ness,

I just thought I'd let you know that I'm back at the SGC and have visited
the bomb shelter on level 17. When I knocked on the door, Jack yelled, "For
crying out loud, can't we have some peace?"
To which Sam added, "Go away, whoever you are!"

I don't have a clue what they're doing in there but at least they are both
still alive. I'm staying nearby in case of emergency.

BTW, Teal'c has now started singing 'Man, I feel like a Woman' (the Shania
Twain song). I'm quite worried about this and am considering reporting the
matter to Doctor Mackenzie. What I find *really* scary is the fact that he
knows all the words.....

regards

Dr. D

From: Maj. S. Carter scarter@sgc.gov
To: Ness nessi_anne@yahoo.com
Subject: A Message from the Bomb Shelter

Hi Ness,

Jack and I would like to tell you that we have been talking for a while and
I think we have finally resolved our differences. I understand that he never
thought he'd get home and he now knows how much I missed him. You'll be
pleased to know we haven't shouted at each other once.

We'd both like to thank you for your advice and encouragement at this
difficult time. You've been great. I think we owe you an apology for filling
up your mailbox. Sorry! Oh, and I still intend writing that story when I
find the time and Jack says he's going to write a sequel to Jacksex.

Daniel keeps banging on the door and asking if we're OK. I wish he'd go
away, we'd like to spend some time alone together now we're not yelling at
each other. Jack swears blind he can hear Teal'c singing 'Man I Feel Like a
Woman' - personally, I think the strain has been too much for him and he's
started to hear things. I mean, why on earth would Teal'c sing *that*? Stuff
like 'Ten Green Bottles' I'd believe, but Shania Twain? There's as much
chance of him taking up line dancing...

I suppose I should thank the list for finally forcing us to talk to each
other, but could you tell your members that if they *ever* upset Jack
like that again, I'll make them live to regret it.....

your friends

Sam and Jack

From: Ness <nessi_anne@yahoo.com>
To: Dr. D. Jackson <djlurk@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Latest from the Bomb Shelter


Hi Dr D.,

> I just thought I'd let you know that I'm back at the SGC and have
> visited the bomb shelter on level 17. When I knocked on the door,
> Jack yelled, "For crying out loud, can't we have some peace?"
> To which Sam added, "Go away, whoever you are!"
>
> I don't have a clue what they're doing in there but at least they
> are both still alive. I'm staying nearby in case of emergency.

*smile* Well I'm glad it's all worked out then. :)

> BTW, Teal'c has now started singing 'Man, I feel like a Woman' (the
> Shania Twain song). I'm quite worried about this and am considering
> reporting the matter to Doctor Mackenzie. What I find *really*
> scary is the fact that he knows all the words.....

*chuckle* Nice song. :) I think Doctor Mackenzie may be a bit
harsh--it's probably just a phase Teal'c's going through. :)

By the way, I'm going on holidays from my email for... a long time.
There's a reason why I usually leave off from replying for weeks on
end, and it's not *always* because of RL or the archive... mainly, I
think, it's to avoid emailing sessions like what we just went
through. ;)

I'll talk to you later (much later!). :)

Ness.

From: Ness <nessi_anne@yahoo.com>
To: Maj. S. Carter <scarter@sgc.gov>
Subject: Re: A Message from the Bomb Shelter


Hi guys,

> Jack and I would like to tell you that we have been talking for a
> while and I think we have finally resolved our differences.

That's great--I'm glad you both sorted everything out. :)

> We'd both like to thank you for your advice and encouragement at
> this difficult time. You've been great.

You're both welcome.

> I think we owe you an apology for filling up your mailbox. Sorry!

That's alright--I'm taking a holiday, effective immediately, from
anymore emails. Send all you want.

> Oh, and I still intend writing that story when I
> find the time and Jack says he's going to write a sequel to
> Jacksex.

I can't wait to see the results.

> Daniel keeps banging on the door and asking if we're OK. I wish
> he'd go away, we'd like to spend some time alone together now
> we're not yelling at each other.

He's just concerned about you both, don't mind him.

> Jack swears blind he can hear Teal'c singing 'Man I Feel Like a
> Woman' - personally, I think the strain has been too much for him
> and he's started to hear things. I mean, why on earth would Teal'c
> sing *that*? Stuff like 'Ten Green Bottles' I'd believe, but
> Shania Twain? There's as much chance of him taking up line
> dancing...

Line dancing, huh? I'll have to remember that one... But yeah, the
strain is probably getting to Jack. :)

> I suppose I should thank the list for finally forcing us to talk to
> each other, but could you tell your members that if they *ever*
> upset Jack like that again, I'll make them live to regret it.....

Well, just make sure you guys don't give us reason to! :)

Always, Ness.

From: Dr. J. Fraiser <jfraiser@sgc.com>
To: Ness <nessi_anne@yahoo.com>
Subject: Code -- Shades of Grey


Dear Ness,

You are one twisted, sick individual! A never-ending song and than
Shania Twain? How could you! On one hand: *g*, on the other: *grr*!

Just for the record: Sam and Jack eventually emerged from the
bombshelter. They stayed in there for several hours, according to
Daniel, but there were no injuries or wounds except the mental ones
they'd already inflicted on each other thank god. They had decided to
forgive each other for all the necessary stuff, and were back to
talking again, but there was a slightly reserved edge that only
escalated when they had their next mission...

And, as always, here *is* the latest mission overview for the list,
and some points that you guys might want to speculate on. It'll take
me a couple of days to round up the necessary security-camera and
MALP footage so expect those files asap--Simmons (who usually gathers
the media for me) has been rather distracted recently and for some
reason has become prone to quoting the movie "101 Dalmations" at the
drop of a hat. I have to admit--I'm getting kinda worried about him!
*g*

A lot of this is speculation and heresay as I didn't have a lot of
input towards the mission. I could only use my eavesdropping skills
for the most part so forgive if anything's a little off.

Basically Jack suddenly decided that being Mr-Nice-Guy was no longer
a fun deal and stole the Tollan device that deactivates weapons. As a
result, he got offered early retirement (or a court martial - no
choice, really!). Along the way, he's basically a real bastard to
everyone (including Sam!) and Daniel (who visited him at home to see
if he was ok) apparently got a real ear-full. Of course, since his
new personality was just what Maybourne loves to see, Jack got
recruited to command a unit stealing alien technology. Jack, of
course, asked Hammond for one last favour, and that was that he
wanted to retire off world to Adora. We all saw him go, everyone
saluting and whatnot, but apparently the moment he arrived on Adora
he turned around 'gated off to another planet. On this new planet,
Jack met his new team (who had a female engineer who reminded him of
Sam apparently, since she was always spouting off scientific
mumbo-jumbo!) and they stole an Asgard disappearing device. Told that
they'd pass it back to earth via a mole in one of the SG teams, Jack
volunteered for the mission and 'gated to the 'drop point'. No sooner
had he hidden the device, but SG1 (now under Makepeace's command)
came through the Stargate and voila! the mole (Colonel Makepeace) was
revealed. Back with his team, an Asgard ship showed up and Jack
promptly told his new team to follow him to the SGC or be dealt with
by the Asgard. They chose the SGC and were promptly arrested (as well
as Makepeace). When Daniel asked for an explanation, Jack and Hammond
explained that the Tollans and Asgard had complained that they were
having technology stolen by SGC personnel and that the Tollans,
Asgard and Nox were going to break off ties with earth. So Jack and
Hammond came up with their plan to infiltrate the 'bad guys' and the
Asgard insisted that Jack had to be the one to carry it out. Sam,
Daniel and Teal'c weren't told so their reactions would be right.
However, it should be noted that when Jack announced 'I'm back', the
room basically needed sunglasses from Sam's smile. *g*

But rest assured, unlike last time (where Sam and Jack both just got
angry at each other, etc) this time they quickly sat down and talked
once everything was all over. The general gist of their conversation
(hey, if they're gonna talk in the infirmiary then I really have no
choice *but* to hear them...) was this:

On Adora, Jack did not go and see Lara, as Sam had suspected. In
fact, the only reason he chose that planet to 'gate too was because
he knew people would think badly of him for going there (which was
the whole point, really). Also, when he was watching them at the
'drop point', he'd basically focused on Sam the whole time with his
telescope-thingy (sorry, can't remember the actual name!) because he
was really worried that she would turn out to be the mole! And he
also apologised for being such a jerk to her in the hallway earlier,
when he said that he hadn't been himself since he'd known her (of
course, he also said that he kinda *did* mean what he'd said as she'd
definitely 'improved him' since they'd known each other!). And on the
switch side, Sam also apologised for doubting him (you should have
seen her in the initial debriefing after Jack stole the Tollan
device--she was *not* a happy camper!).

So there you have it! *g*

Also, Martouf came by the SGC the other day and I overheard him
telling Daniel, Sam and Jack that he was feeling much better now,
thoroughly enjoying the current list discussions, and wanted to thank
you for your concern. As they wandered off, however, I overheard
Daniel, Sam and Jack all muttering something about
fluffy-bunny-rabbits... personally, I think they've lost the plot.

Anyway, that's it from me.

Janet.

PS. Just so you know: Daniel mentioned to Sam that you said you were
psychic and that's how you knew so much about what they all did.
Needless to say, Sam thought about this for awhile and now she's
convinced that you're another Urgo. She's been blasting the whole
base with EM pulses ever since but the only effect that's had (to my
knowledge) is that it's given General Hammond a headache. If only
they knew the truth... *g*

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