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- The haiku from hell
Needs, as its inspiration
Danté not Basho
- The haiku from hell
Seven deadly sinables
—Still ten more to go!
- The haiku from hell
Invade poets’ minds after
Bashover the head
- The haiku from hell
Follow the path of the frog
Downward to darkness
- The haiku from hell
Frog leaps in pond. Molten lead!
Splat … sizzle … sizzle
- The haiku from hell
Eye of newt and toe of frog
Old pond’s dismembered
- The haiku from hell
All those nice Basho Street Kids
—Turned into kebabs
- The haiku from hell
Eternal—never-ending
—Now go to line one!
- The haiku from hell
Transmits its simple message
Drowning not waving
- The haiku from hell
Not seventeen syllables
—Sixteen blanks between
- The haiku from hell
—The nothing that is not there
Or nothing that is?
- The haiku from hell
Eternal fires burn brightly
—Unmetered supply?
- The haiku from hell
—It’s very hard to fit in
Mephistopheles
- The haiku from hell
Are written up on hoardings
—On the primrose path
- The devil’s haiku
Never underestimate
The devil’s IQ
- The real haiku from hell
Is not five seven five
It is 6, 6 and 6!
- The haiku from hell
Last testament of the damned
The rest is silence
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