Mulder: "Hold on to your hat, Scully, 'cause you're gonna *love* this!"

Scully: "There's something up there Mulder."
Mulder: "Ooooh, I've been saying that for years."

Scully: "Aren't they famous for their abstinence and pure Christian ways?"
Mulder: "Yes, but it looks like one of them may have forgotten to clean under his fingernails."

Mulder: "Now, this....that's west."
Scully: "What does the map say?"
Mulder: "That we should be there already." crumples up and drop-kicks the map and Scully catches it

Scully: "They had no means of transportation..."
Mulder: "No *earthly* means of transportation."

Michael: "Off the record"
Mulder: "Scouts honor."

Mulder: "*Radar love*"

Mulder: "I'm gonna go back for a little look-see."

Scully: "So, what is our profile of the killer? 'Indeterminate height, weight, sex; unarmed, but extremely attractive'?"

Scully: "We can't rule out the possibility that the person we're talking about is a transvestite."
Mulder: "I think Don Juan in there knows the difference between the male and female of the species."

Mulder: "I know that is a puzzle."

Mulder (in hick voice): "You need anything from the *feed store*?"

Mulder: "Oh, for a 4-wheel drive."

Mulder: "The Addams Family finds religion."

***Lazarus***

Mulder: "It was a nice story." (in response to the story of a pilot who strangled his wife with an electric cord)

Mulder: "Can you at least accept the idea that during Willis' near- death experience some sort of psychic trauma occurred?"
Scully: "Can't you accept that this isn't an X-File?"

Greskin: "Mulder says he's got something."
Agent: "What? An alien virus, or some new information on the Kennedy assassination?"

Mulder: "I sense a big 'but' coming up."

Mulder: "For those of you that don't already know, this one's special to me so lets do it right, OK?"

***Young At Heart***

Mulder: "Reggie thought I was full of it. I *was* full of it."

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