Henderson: "This guy a friend of yours?"

Mulder: "Yeah, I play golf with him every Sunday."

Henderson: "10 minutes may be enough time for you, Mulder. Of course, I wouldn't know that from personal experience."

Mulder: "Thanks, Henderson. I owe you one."
Henderson: "Promises, promises."

Mulder: "That guy in the ugly suit is probably CIA."

Scully: "I still don't get it. What does that have to do with us?"
Mulder: "Robbing a jewellery store is a federal crime."
Scully: "Thank you."

Mulder: "...I've got some dead man robbing jewellery stores and sending me haikus."

Mulder: "I know what I'm not gonna do. I'm not going to wait around for John Barnett to send me another Valentine."
Scully: "You mean the ghost of Barnett?"
Mulder: "I didn't know you believed in ghosts, Scully."

Mulder: "You were able to grow Barnett a new hand?"
Dr Riddley: "Not exactly. Not a human hand, anyway. I could never get the cells to divide and behave properly."
Scully: "I'm afraid to ask. What kind of hand *did* you grow?"

Mulder: "How are you feeling?"
Scully: "First time I've ever played the target."
Mulder: "Let's make sure it's not the last."

Scully: "Mulder, I know what you did wasn't by the book."
Mulder: "Tells you something about the book, doesn't it?"

***E.B.E.***

Byers: "Vladamir Zhirinovsky, the leader of the Russian Social Democrats, is being put into power by the most heinous and evil force in the 20th century."
Mulder: "Barney?"

Scully: "Those lights the driver saw may have been swamp gas."
Mulder: "Swamp gas?"
Scully: "It's a natural phenomenon in which phosphane and methane rising from decaying organic matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame."
Mulder: "Happens to me when I eat Dodger Dogs."

Lone Gunman#2: "Is this your sceptical partner?"

LG#3: "She's hot."

LG#1: "You don't believe that the CIA, threatened by a loss of power and funding, because of the collapse of the cold war, wouldn't dream of having the old enemy back?"
Scully: "I think you give the government too much credit. I mean, the government can't control the deficit or manage crime. What makes you think they can plan and execute such an elaborate conspiracy?"

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