|
LG#3: "She *is* hot."
Scully: "These were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible."
Mulder: "I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot."
Mulder: "Some of their ideas are down-right 'spooky'."
Byers: "That's why we like you, Mulder. You're ideas are weirder than ours."
Langley: "Check it out, Mulder. I just had lunch with the guy that shot JFK. He's an old dude, now, but..."
Mulder: "I tied up an air phone for three hours. I don't speak Japanese, but I think some businessman told me to stick a piece of sushi where the sun don't shine."
Deep Throat: "If a shark stops swimming it will die. Don't stop swimming."
***Miracle Man***
Mulder: "The boy's been performing miracles for the past ten years-- twice on Sundays."
Mulder: "I think I saw some of these people at Woodstock."
Scully: "Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock."
Mulder: "I saw the movie."
Mulder: "Remember the boy did come back from the the dead. That kind of thing only happens only once or twice every 2000 years."
Scully: "A few dozen grasshoppers doesn't constitute a plague."
Mulder: "That girl..."
Scully: "Who? Jessica Hahn?"
Scully: "Apparently miracles don't come cheap."
Scully (rinsing a lung in the sink): "Mulder, look at this."
Mulder: "Do I have to?"
Scully: "God never lets the Devil steal the show."
Scully: "You've got that look on your face, Mulder."
Mulder: "What look is that?"
Scully: "The one where you've forgotten your keys and you're trying to get back in the house."
***Shapes***
Mulder: "A true piece of history, Scully. The very first X-File. Initiated by J. Edgar Hoover himself."
Mulder: "How can you dismiss the evidence?"
Scully: "Well, looks like nothing unexplainable here."
Mulder (holding up a large thin layer of skin with tweezers): "Nope, not a thing."
Ish: "I could smell you a mile away."
(Continued on page 13)
|
|