The 1st Season

***The X-Files (pilot episode)***

Scully: "He had a nickname at the academy: 'Spooky' Mulder."

Blevins: "Agent Mulder-- what are his thoughts?"
Scully: "Agent Mulder... believes we are not alone."

Scully: "Am I to understand you want me to *debunk* the X-Files project, sir?"

Mulder: "Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted."

Mulder: "Now there's a credential: rewriting Einstein."

Mulder: "Do you believe in the existence of *extraterrestrials*?"

Mulder: "Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So, who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully?"
Scully: "Actually, I've heard a lot about you. I'm looking forward to working with you."
Mulder: "Really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me."

Mulder: "The guy obviously needed a longer vacation."

Scully: "The answers are there, you just have to know where to look."
Mulder: "That's why they put the "I" in FBI."

(Description: plane M&S are in had some high turbulence, then calms:)
Mulder: "This must be the place."

Mulder: "You gotta love this place. Everyday's like Halloween."

Mulder: "Yeah, our boys came out here, enjoyed the local salmon, which with a little lemon twist is to die for... if you'll pardon the expression."

Mulder: "I arranged to have the body exhumed. You aren't squeamish about that sort of thing, are you Scully?"
Scully: "I don't know. I've never had the pleasure."

(Description: They coffin they lifted out of the grave rolled down the hill and cracked open. Mulder opens it and looks at a very small corpse and says:)
Mulder: "It's probably a safe bet Ray Soams never made the Varsity Basketball team."

Scully (answering the door): "Who is it?"
Mulder: "Steven Spielberg. Way to wired. Going for a jog. Wanna join me?"
Scully: "Pass."
Mulder: "Figure out what that little thing in Ray Soames' nose is yet?"

Mulder: "I think those kids have been abducted."
Scully: "By who?"
Mulder: "By *what*?"
Scully: "You don't really believe that?"
Mulder: "Do you have a better explanation?"

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