Mulder: "You're lucky. You inherited your father's legs."
Scully: "What?"
Mulder: "Sea legs."

Mulder: "I think I just lapped George Burns."

Olafsson: "You don't have to die."
Trondheim: "We all have to die."

Trondheim: "Why don't you just go ahead and shoot me if you think I'm going to let Mulder have another *drop*!"

Mulder: "I always thought that when I got old I'd take a cruise somewhere. This is not what I had in mind. The service on this ship is *terrible*, Scully."

Scully: "As certain as I am of this life, we have nothing to fear when it's over."

***Humbug***

Blockhead: "I won't talk to you until I consult with my lawyer."
Scully: "Who is your lawyer?"
Blockhead: "I represent myself."

Jerry's kid: "Did ya see a lot of weird stuff this year?"
Jerry: "Yep, it was the weirdest show ever."

Mulder: "This shows the entry wounds of the undetermined weapon. There were no other injuries inflicted upon the body, no internal organs were removed and/or cannibalised, and there's no signs of any sexual molestation, either."

Eulogist: "...for although Jerry was a world-renowned escape artist, there is one strongbox from which none of us can escape... (coffin begins to shake violently, as if Jerry's about to make an escape)

Dr Blockhead: "...But as an admirer of the man's work, I am in a position to perform an impromptu tribute in his honor! Namely, ramming this spike INTO MY CHEST!"

Mulder: "I can't wait for the wake."

Mulder: "I got the impression that Glazebrook wasn't the only side-show performer residing here..."

Sheriff: "...on the inside, they're as normal as anybody."
Scully: "Until their arrest, many serial killers are considered by their friends and family to be quite normal. If you truly regard these people as normal, then you must also consider the possibility that they are capable of committing these crimes.

Helm: "Who are the rubes?"

Helm: "...it's not a funhouse, it's a tabernacle of terror."
Sheriff: "It's a funhouse."

Sheriff: "You don't mean to tell me you think these tracks are made by the *Feegee Mermaid*?"
Scully: "Do you recall what Barnum said about suckers?"
(Motions at Mulder)

Mulder: "Tell me, have you done much circus work in your life?"
Mr Nut: "And what makes you think I've ever spectated a circus? Much less been enslaved by one?"

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