Scully: "You know, Mulder. For a while there I was beginning to suspect this case involved something a bit more... uhm..."
Mulder: "Freakish? You really shouldn't complain about banality, Scully. When your main suspect is the human Blockhead..."

Dr Blockhead: "If people knew the true price of spirituality, there'd be more atheists."

Scully: "Sir, if you're going to be uncooperative, I'll have to handcuff you."
Dr Blockhead: "What gives you fascists the right to do that?"
Scully: "Did I not mention we're federal agents?"
Dr Blockhead: "Did I not mention that I'm an escape artist?"
(Dr B. breaks free, pushes Mulder down and goes out the door, Mulder falls onto bed of nails)

Scully: "Mulder, are you alright?"
Mulder: "It's more comfortable than a futon..."

Sheriff: "Hey, look what I caught! (Has Block by his fishing lines, tugs at it to emphasise point)
Dr Blockhead: "Ouch!"
Dr Blockhead: "So..., your twin can, uh (makes 'exiting' motion) and then... (makes 'entering' motion)? [Lenny nods] What an act!"

Mulder: (To Conundrum) "Have you seen a... a... ahh, forget it."

Sheriff: "Now you're sure it was the twin running around here? Now maybe it was the Feegee Mermaid, he jumped back in the river and swum his way back to Feegee..."

Mulder: (To Scully) "Now you know how I feel."

Scully: "I already performed the autopsy on him [Lenny] this morning."

Dr Blockhead: "So I guess it's true. You can never go home again."

Dr Blockhead: "...You see, I've seen the future, and the future looks just like him... [Mulder in a classic GQ pose] Imagine, going through your whole life looking like that. That's why it's left up to the self-made freaks like me 'n The Conundrum to remind people..."

Scully: "Remind them of what?"

Dr Blockhead: "Nature abhors normality. It can't go too long without a mutant."

Mulder: "What's the matter with your friend?"
Block: "I don't know what his problem is. Maybe it's the Florida heat?"
Scully: "Hope it's nothing serious."
Conundrum: "Probably something I ate."

***The Calusari***

Mulder: "...You see this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I did learned in kindergarten is when you let them go they float up, up and away. But you see this is moving away from him. Horizontally."
Scully: "Did you learn about _wind_ in kindergarten?"

Mulder: "So unless Teddy Holvey was the reincarnation of Houdini..."
Chuck: "And that would be an X-file in itself."

Mulder: "Does this happen often"

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