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bles an alien's head? The mysteries of the natural world were revealed to me that day but instead of being astounded I was repulsed."
Scully: "Mulder, are you sure it wasn't a girlie scream?"
Mulder: "Yeah, did you know that the ancient Egyptians worshipped the scarub beetle and possibly erected the pyramids to honour them? Which may be giant symbolic dung heaps?"
Scully: "Did you know the inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas Crapper?"
Mulder: "Oh that makes perfect sense, Scully, I don't like it at all."
Mulder: It appears that cockroaches are mortally attacking people.
Scully: I'm not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know what you just said.
Scully: "Straining too forcefully can cause a brain aneurysm..."
Mulder: "Scully, what are you wearing?"
Scully: "Do you still want me to come up there?"
Scully: Mulder you're not thinking of trespassing onto government property again are you? I know that you've done it in the past, but I don't think that this case warrants it...
Mulder: Too late. I'm already inside.
Scully: (sigh) Well, what's going on? What do you see?
Scully: MULDER !!! DON'T -click - hang up
Scully: "Stay."
Scully's Dog: "Yip!"
Scully: "Who died now?"
Description: Mulder freaks at sight of cockroaches coming out of walls.
Scully: Mulder. What's going on?
Mulder: Gotta go.
Scully: Mulder, Mulder, Mulder?
Mulder: Dr Berenbaum I'm going to have to ask you a few questions.
Dr Berenbaum: For instance?
Mulder: What's a woman like you doing in a place like this?
Bambi: Does my scientific detachment disturb you?
Mulder: No...No actually I find it quite refreshing. (cell phone rings) Not now! (hangs up)
Scully: "Did he give you any idea how to catch them?"
Mulder: "No...but she did tell me everything else there was to know about insects."
Scully: "She?"
Mulder: Bambi also has this theory I've never come across about U.F.O's....
Scully: Who??
Mulder: Dr Berenbaum.
Scully: Her name is Bambi?
Mulder: Yeah both her parents were naturalists. Her theory is that UFO's are actually nocturnal insect swarms passing through electrical air fields.
Scully: Her name is Bambi??
(Continued on page 56)
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