Mulder: Scully, can I confess something to you?
Scully: Yeah, sure. OK.
Mulder: I hate insects.
Scully: Mulder, are you sure it wasn't a girlie scream? (scream in background) What was that?
Mulder: I gotta go!
Scully: Mulder.....

Dr Ivanov: Anyone who thinks alien visitation will come not in the form of robots, but as living beings with big eyes and grey skin, has been brainwashed with too much science fiction. (Mulder gets funny look)

Mulder: Greetings from Planet Earth (to roach from floor of research lab)

Mulder: So this one is just programmed to head towards any object moving within the field of its sensors?
Dr. Ivanov: No.
Mulder: So why is it following me?
Dr. Ivanov: It likes you.

Sheriff: "What are you doing?"
Mulder: "Just sittin' and thinkin'."
Sheriff: "Sitting and thinking... and talking on the phone?"
Mulder: "Yeah."
Sheriff: "To who? Your drug dealer?"
Sheriff: "You two should get some rest.  You look pooped."
Sheriff: "Who was that?"
Mulder: "My drug dealer."

Scully: Mulder, I think you've been in this town too long.

Description: Scully pulls up next to Mulder's car and sees woman in passenger seat.
Scully: Let me guess... Bambi.

Scully: "This is no place for an entomologist!"

Mulder: "Crap."

Scully: "Mulder, I'm coming up there."
Mulder: "Whatever."

Mulder: "Not now."

Scully: "Mulder, this town is insane."
Mulder: "Where are you?"
Scully: "In a convenience store just outside... civilisation."

Scully: Smart is sexy. Think of it this way Mulder. By the time there's another invasion of artificially intelligent dung-eating robotic probes from outer space maybe their uber children will have devised
a way to save our planet.
Mulder: You know I never thought I'd say this to you Scully.... But you smell bad!

Syzygy

Scully: "Map says to turn right at the intersection."
Mulder: "The Detective who contacted me told me to turn left."

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