Scully: "At the intersection?"
Mulder: "At the stop light."
Scully: "This isn't a stop light it's a stop sign."
Mulder: "Well, I'm sure she meant the stop sign."
Scully: "...Turn right."

Scully: Where's she going?
Mulder: You don't suppose she's a virgin do you?
Scully: I doubt she's even a blonde!

Description: After coffin bursts into flame.
Mulder: Maybe we're just imagining that.

Mulder: If it's no bother, if it's not too big a deal maybe you could get me a few photographs of that thing which bears absolutely no resemblance to an horned beast.

Scully: Sure, fine, whatever.

Mulder: Personally I like to keep a more open mind.

Zirinka: Well we're heading into a rare planetary alignment where Mercury, Mars and Uranus are extreme influences.
Mulder: On What?
Zirinka: Office hours are 9 to 5. All major credit cards accepted.

Scully: We have differing opinions but I didn't expect you to ditch me.
Mulder: I didn't ditch you.
Scully: Fine, whatever.

Mulder: Go ahead.
Scully: No. You go ahead.
Mulder: No. Be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex.

Mulder: "If, ah, you detect a hint of scepticism or incredulity in Agent Scully's voice, its because of the overwhelming evidence gathered by the FBI debunking virtually all claims of ritual abuse by Satanic cults."
Detectve White: "Is that true?"
Mulder: "Don't ask me."

Mulder: "If you detect a hint of impatience in Agent Scully's voice that's because the FBI study also found that in most cases, like the McMartin pre-school trial, witnesses were often prompted in their
statements by rumours of stories that were being circulated, and there was in fact nothing to support them."
White: "How do you explain the burning coffin at the funeral?"
Mulder: "Don't ask me."

Mulder: This may not be any time to mention it but someone is wearing my favourite perfume.
Scully: Can I have a word with you?

Description: Mulder sniffing Scully.
Scully: What are you doing?
Mulder: Must be Detective White.

Description: Mulder sniffing Det White.
Det. White: What are you doing?
Mulder: Nothing.

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