Cop: "As what?"
Scully: "...Partial rat body parts."

Scully: "Have you been drinking Llaha, Mulder?"
Mulder: "Go with it Scully."

Mulder: "You think Bilack's a suspect?"
Scully: "No, I think he's *the* suspect."
Mulder: "Based on what?"
Scully: "Based on the arrogance of his politics, on his rift with doctor Luten, his sympathy towards the Indians and the lack of any other suspect."
Mulder: "He did look a little squirrely back there."

Hell Money

(Description: Upon hearing description of victim's death...)  Scully: "What a way to go..."

Cop: "We got lucky with this one."
Mulder: "Lucky? That's an interesting word for it."

Mulder: "How many dishes do you have to break before your  boss tosses you in an oven?"

Scully: "So you're saying that the ancestral spirits pushed Johnny Lo into the oven and turned on the gas?"
Mulder: "Well, it would sure teach him to respect his elders,  wouldn't it?"

Scully: (Feeling paint on door) "It's still tacky."
Mulder: "Can you copy it down for me?" (Painted words)
Cop: "Yeah, sure..."
Mulder: (Looking around apartment) "Talk about tacky..."

Scully: "What slum lord would spring for a new carpet in a dump like this?"
Mulder: "Looks like he saved some money on carpet tacks and didn't even bother replacing the old padding."

Cop: "But the truth is I'm more haunted by the size of my mortgage payments."

Mulder: "Looks like somebody was trying to get two burials for  the price of one."

Scully: "Do you know how much the human body is worth, Mulder?"
Mulder: "Depends on the body."

Jose Chungs From Outer Space

Scully: All of her clothes were on inside out and backwards.
Chung:  Oh have I had my share of mornings like that.

Mulder: It's all characteristic of a typical abduction.
Scully: That's my problem with it Mulder. It's all a little too typical.

Chung: "And here I was thinking you were just some... brainy beauty. Now I find out that you also have... good taste."

Scully: "Ok, just as long as you're attempting to record the truth..."
Chung: "Dear god no! How could I possibly do that?"

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