Mulder: "You still gonna hold the boy?"
Cop: "Oh, you bet your blankety-blank bleep I am!"
Mulder: So what if they had sex?
Scully: So we know that it wasn't an alien that probed her.

Cop: "'Cause I don't need no lie detector test to see the only thing you were abducted by were your rampaging hormones, you punk!"

Cop: "Well, thanks a lot! You really BLEEPED up this case!"
Scully: "Well, of course he didn't actually say 'bleeped', he said..."
Chung: "No need to elaborate. I'm quite familiar with law enforcement... vernacular."

Scully: Unfortunately, I'm not sure that modern reconstruction of ancient fairy tales lends any more credence to Rocky's testimony.

Chung: "Agent Scully, you are so kind... He's a nut! I read his manifesto..."

Rocky: I'm a Republican!

Scully: Well, Mulder's had his share of peculiar notions. He's not inclined to dismiss anything outright.

Slacker: "I just want to be taken away to some place where I don't have to worry about... finding a job."

Slacker: "One of them was disguised as a woman, but wasn't pulling it off [Scully]. Like, her hair was red... but it was a little TOO red, you know."

Slacker: "...I think he [Mulder] was a mandroid. The only time he reacted was when he saw the dead alien..."
Mulder: (Looks at alien, only mouth moves) "Waaa!"
Cop: "Yeah, that's a bleepin' dead alien body if I ever bleepin' saw one."

SAB: "Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage."

Schaefer: "Y'ever flown a flying saucer? Afterwards, sex seems trite."

Mulder: "Have you ever found a metal implant in your body?"
Cook: (Shakes his head)
Mulder: "Have you checked everywhere?"

Scully: "That was Detective Manners. He said they just found your bleepin' UFO."

Chrissy: "Love... is that all you men think about?"

Chung: "Although we may not be alone in the universe, in our own separate ways on this planet we are all alone".

Scully: Mulder, you're nuts!

Scully: Re-hypnotised? What for?
Mulder: To see if what she remembers is really what she remembers.

Scully: He said I said what?

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