Let. Shaeffer: I don't know if YOU even exist!
Mulder: I can only assure you that I do.
Scully: Scully. We'll be right there. That was Det. Manners. He said they just found your bleeping U.F.O.

Mulder: They don't want our assistance. They want witnesses to their alibi.

Chung: What really happened to those kids on that night?
Mulder: How the hell should I know?

Chung: In our own separate ways on 'this' planet, we are all .... 'alone'.

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Skinner: "After 17 years, they can wait another day."

Girl: "Thanks."
Skinner: "For what, ordering another drink?"

Scully: "Mulder, it's me. I just got your message. You said Skinner called in a homicide?"
Mulder: "Yeah, it appears to be a little more complicated than that.  It seems like he had a front row seat."

Scully: "They found no semen samples. There was some irritation, probably an allergic reaction to latex."
Mulder: "Least they're having safe sex."

Scully: Business must be booming.
Mulder: I think you mean "banging".

Scully: "Well you can start by telling us if she was working last night and if she was, who paid for her company."
Madame Lorraine: "I'm afraid I can't do that."
Mulder: "I guess that would hurt future book sales, eh?"

Mulder: Credit card fraud happens every day!

Scully: "Do you know him?"
Mrs Skinner: "I used to think so. I'm Sharon Skinner. I'm his wife.

Techie: "D'ya know how an air bag works?"
Mulder: "Your car hits something', a bag fills with air, you don't die."

Mulder: Are you sure you saw something?
Scully: Mulder this isn't exactly something that I'd make up.

Mulder: 'cause he's afraid.
Scully: That he did it?
Mulder: That he doesn't know that he didn't do it.

Mulder: Or what? In case we turn up evidence that might support his innocence?

Mulder: Please. Give him the benefit of the doubt.

Scully: "Why not just kill him?"

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