-part four: hormonally mixed-up adolescent-
 |
 |
| Before HRT | After HRT |
|
During his adolescence Goonie had the biggest shock of his life when he realised that the right hand side of his body was actually a girl's. This produced some alarming results when he tried to grow a beard to impress the ladies, as you can see in the 'before' picture above. It wasn't long before Goonie embarked on a misguided attempt to impregnate himself and rear a colony of little goon-clones. He later commented "I don't know what I was thinking really, I wasn't ready for motherhood. Whenever I'd had a few drinks I just couldn't keep my hands off myself and one thing led to another. I was just such a pushover." Goonie decided that a lengthy period of hormone replacement treatment was his only hope at bringing balance to his considerably addled gonads. |