-part seven: journey to the centre of the goon-
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In 1990, in an attempt to get to grips with Goonie's psyche, a team of Russian scientists developed the world's first Goon Probe which they believed would help them navigate the twists and turns of his somewhat warped logic. They sent the Goon Probe off on its voyage into the unknown by plunging it into his left ear in an attempt to map out his mind. It emerged through his right nostril just under 15 minutes later, somewhat clammier than before. Here we have the actual recording made by the Goon Probe on its bizarre trek into a world of unimaginable confusion and horror. You may not like what you hear, but I guarantee that you will never forget what happened on that legendary journey through a gooning brain. Because of the limited abilities of the prototype Goon Probe used, it is a quiet recording so you may want to significantly increase your volume. |