-part eight: a dabble with politics-
Hearing the higher calling and feeling it was time to serve his country instead of perving it, Goonie moved from puppet porn and mammary bracement to the world of politics.
His downfall was to be his ostensibly over-serious image, as we can see from the 1997 photograph above, while others around him were able to laugh and joke like sycophants for the cameras, Goonie always carried the weight of the world on his shoulders.
It was this sombre image that lead his campaign team to produce a short film demonstrating his amzing ability at performing conjuring tricks. In this video we see Goonie magically producing a multitude of fingers from his gullet.
Strangely the electorate were not impressed.
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