Ruud Boy plays away with Pizza girl. 28 year old waitress Lisa Jenson has spilled the beans on her 8 month affair not only with Ruud Gullit but also with Paul "GAZZA" Gascoigne. The single mother of one, on family credit., has gone into great detail about her sex sessions with both men, and although Ruud was bigger, Gazza is better. Her affair with Ruud started just after New year and ended when Ruud quit as Newcastle manager He first noticed her at Warner Brothers cinema in Newcastle last October, although she had noticed him weeks earlier as she was a waitress at Uno's restaurant which is a popular eating place for Newcastle players on the Quayside. They became friends, and she would sit with him for a chat whenever he was in alone. It was 3 months later though when the nights of lusty steamy sex began in his hotel room. The first time was on the evening of January 9th she recalls . "He had invited me to room 709 of Malmaison Hotel in Newcastle after the Chelsea game that day" reveals the busty 34DD blue eyed blonde. Ruud had been in Uno's with some of his friends also in the restaurant were Alan Shearer, Steve Watson and both of their wives. "Everyone had noticed that Ruud fancied me accept me".said the half Danish bimbo " He had given me his phone number and told me that I could ring him any time" I resisted for a few minutes after work then rang him from the phone box outside . I hadn't planned to have sex with him, I thought he just wanted to chat again, or discuss football tactics, but one thing led to another and we were soon at it. He peeled my clothes off and we made love on the huge bed, The earth moved for me, i can he was a VERY big in the trouser department" "after we made lurve, we lay in bed listening to rhythm and blues music. He fed me 'Celebration Chocolate's1 out of the mini bar before we made love again. He was very fit." continued the Newcastle fan who is on income support and isn't really getting 10 thousand pound for this interview. "After the first time there was no stopping us, he used a Condom the first time but after that we didn't. We did it once or twice every week, sometimes 2 or 3 times a night, he was really lovely to me". "There wasn't much foreplay, He just wanted to get the lights out and get straight down to the nitty gritty. He was very careful that we didn't get caught , indeed he bought a device that could check to see if his room was bugged. he suspected that a Sunday newspaper could be onto him. I had to be very careful when coming in and out of the hotel and when getting taxis to make sure i wasn't followed." A few people did have there suspicions though, indeed it was all around the dressing room that something was up. In March inside Julies nightclub on the Quayside, Steve Howey came over to Lisa on his crutches and said "I hear you are shagging the gaffa" She replied that she wasn't but Steve insisted that a good source had told him . During post shagging smalltalk, Gullit is said to have said "Shearer is insecure " and Ruud revealed that he didn't rate a lot of the players, " they were no good to him and nobody wanted to take them on". She was by this time a newcastle fan and Gullit gave her three tickets for the cup final.After the cup final Ruud went home to Amsterdam and things started to change, Lisa had in fact started to get involved with Paul Gascoigne. Well ................. she went on "confess?" how she had it away with gazza and how much better he was in bed than Ruud. was and how he excited her with various strange items that i dare not mention on here, and how she was really hurt when he told her to "**** off" how good Gazza .. oh I've already mentioned that., It all got a bit boring really, After the disclosures were publicised in various exclusives in the UK. Anyway, after the publications, Lisa...got the sack . The bosses of UNO's although grateful for the publicity , didn't want to be associated with the slappa, so they "terminated her employment". So how does the poor woman manage to scrape a living now? She advertises BREAST ENLARGEMENT CREAM. Yes Lisa Jensen the original geordie dog, has been chosen to FRONT a new breast enlargement cream called Anasah. Riksplace managed to get an exclusive interview, in a back alley just off the Bigg market.... "I was chosen to advertise this new product, because I've got huge tits, and not because I have shagged Ruud Gullit and Paul Gascoigne and half the lads that frequent the top nightclubs in Newcastle. . I haven't actually tried the cream yet as I don't need to, I've got lovely big tits you see " (getting them out) ". The thing is I had a boo....ooops I'm not supposed to say that, you won't print that really will you? Anyway there's no hiding them , so I suppose I make a good model for the creme, people think I've been using the creme and that they will get big tits like me if they do, clever innit?. I always wanted to be a model, that's why I had the... can we start again? Anyway, I don't want to be known just for the size of my tits. I have a really nice personality and I do loads of work for charity. Every week you can find me in the big market, making all the men happy , I'm very charitable and I'm such a nice person , I really, really am. By the way, do I get paid in cash for this interview?" Lisa agreed to pose for our predic tit girl photo, but we ran away before paying here......heheheheheheheee