"About The Author"

Caricature drawn at Trafford Park Shopping Centre, Manchester
Hi! I'm Ruaraidh Gillies, and welcome to my world! As you have no doubt detected already, I am a keen cyclist, and a member of the Birkenhead North End Cycling Club. Mind you, 'keen' does not mean 'brilliant' - let's just say that the title "Oversized Tubing" applies to more than my bike frame! What else should I tell you about myself?

"How do you pronounce that name?" Ruaraidh is the Scots Gaelic word for Red, and is pronounced Ruary. It should not be pronounced Rory (which is its Irish equivalent), Rudi, or, as one chap at work called me (when introducing me to someone else), Ruriad. All close, but no cigar!
 

"Where are you from?" The Wirral peninsula, across the River Mersey from the city of Liverpool, which you can see on the right. Liverpool is east (i.e. right) of the Wirral, with Wales on the west side. I was born in Wallasey, but now live in Bebington, in the house circled below (not giving away very much am I!).

"Married?" Yes, to Vicky.
"Kids?" Nope - too many friends with kids to fall into that trap at the moment! But I do have 2 charming nieces: Amy and Melissa Rankin, who you can see here:

Amy Louisa, born 14th April 1991 Melissa Heather, born 21st June 1996

"Age?"  Next question!

"Other interests?" Besides cycling, I'm a staunch Liverpool FC supporter. Click here to go to the best LFC website currently around.  

Dodgy Photos Time!

That's enough about me: here's the low-down on my friends!

July 1998, and six of us went to Dublin to see the opening stages of the Tour de France (yes, the Tour de France started in Ireland!).

A (wet) street corner in Dublin Planet Hollywood, Dublin (the chips are too salty!)

Introducing, from left to right (on the right-hand photo), Vicky, Mair Kennedy, Rhian Boult, Ian Boult, and Les Kennedy. To confuse things entirely, Mair and Rhian are sisters. Mair wasn't letting on at this point that she was pregnant (but we'd sussed anyway!). Find out how the baby's getting on at Kennedy's World of Cycling & Babies & Stuff (and you thought my site had a funny name!)

You can see the cycling-related pictures of our Dublin trip on my Images Gallery. Here, though, are a couple of examples of human behaviour at its more bizarre.

Some people will do anything to get on the Internet! Upon hearing that Chris Boardman had won the prologue, Les had a sudden urge to go to the toilet.
A few years ago, we held a 'Bad Taste' Fancy Dress party: everybody had to come in the most appalling clothes. This photo is a worm's-eye view of the party (taken by setting the self-timer and putting the camera on the floor). Les, Mair, Vicky and myself you (might) recognise, but also in this picture are Alan and Angela Howgate.
PS: Mair and I were voted 'Worst Dressed Girl and Guy'!
Medical science was startled by the first Siamese sextuplets.

New! Photos of the August 1999 eclipse - click here.

More photos to be added soon (unless large amounts of cash start rolling in!)

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