hypa PROBLEMS
Problems, problems, problems. Everyone has them - even YOU. If you think you haven't got any then you are only repressing them. That will eventually lead to you committing messy suicide unless you take action now. We suggest that you look for help in the items below or send your problem to us using the form at the bottom of the page. We guarantee a prompt and tender reply.
Paperwork Addiction
Dear hypa, I am a 32 year old alcoholic, but my problem is that I am spending too much time with my work. These days I take hardly any time off for lunch because I spend all day attending to my paperwork. I find myself staying later and later each night because I prefer the office to my wife and children. What help can you offer me?
Well, these days smokers attach nicotine patches to their bodies to help them cut down on their smoking. We would suggest that to help yourself cut down on your paperwork you glue a piece of paper to your forehead. The paper molecules will disperse into your bloodstream, and you will be able to go home earlier without withdrawal symptoms. However, make sure your co-workers don't write anything mischievous on the paper before you attach it.
Out of this World
Dear hypa, as a visitor to this planet, I have to tell you that humans are a very odd species. Why is this so?
Dear visitor from another planet, welcome to Earth. If you analyse our water here I think you will find something in it.
If you have a problem, we can solve it
As a caring organisation, we'd like to help you with the problems in your life. Remember, a burden is always lighter if you get somebody else to carry it for you. Type your problem in the box below and click 'Send Form'.