If you are looking for hilarious comedy, biting satire, slightly funny cartoons, strange coincidences and slanderous rumours then there are plenty of other places for you to go. Rest assured that nothing here is of any interest to you - but please don't let that stop you meandering through our small contribution to human civilisation (that was reverse psychology) (no, that was reverse psychology). Anyway, welcome to hypa.
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Quite Interesting Features
If you're looking for our ever-present and totally untopical feature sections, the hypa-links below are the ones you need to make you life complete.
For cartoons from a parallel universe, for a genuinely goofy gallery of the absurd take a look at the hypa CARTOONS page.
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If you can dispense jobs like confetti and want to take advantage of the reservoirs of creativity behind these pages, then get yourself to the hypa POTENTIAL page.
Not Very Topical News Analysis...dating back to the last century
To re-visit history in the form of hypa's sideways look at what was happening in the news way back when, the hypa-links below will take you back down memory lane.
Week ending 07 June 1998: World Cup
Week ending 31 May 1998: Nuclear Tests
Week ending 24 May 1998: Irish Peace Referendum
Week ending 17 May 1998: G8 Summit
Week ending 10 May 1998: Nothing Happened
Week ending 03 May 1998: Single European Currency
Week ending 26 April 1998: British Government
Week ending 19 April 1998: Global Warming
Week ending 12 April 1998: Peace Agreement for Ireland
Week ending 05 April 1998: Clinton 'did not have sex'
Week ending 29 March 1998: Russian government
Week ending 22 March 1998: Mir Space Station (Space - Part III)
Week ending 15 March 1998: Asteroids from Outer Space (Space - Part II)
Week ending 08 March 1998: Water on the Moon (Space - Part I)
Week ending 01 March 1998: El Niņo
Week ending 22 February 1998: Er. . . . jokes or something
Week ending 15 February 1998: St. Valentine's Day
Week ending 08 February 1998: The 1998 Winter Games
Week ending 01 February 1998: Middle East Crisis (Part 56)
Week ending 25 January 1998: Clinton in Unimportant Crisis
Week ending 18 January 1998: Performance-Enhancing Drugs
Week ending 11 January 1998: Human Cloning
Week ending 04 January 1998: Space Aliens
Week ending 28 December 1997: Predictions for the year ahead
Week ending 21 December 1997: Christmas
Week ending 14 December 1997: Trial of 'The Jackal'
Week ending 07 December 1997: The Kyoto Earth Summit
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Last updated: 04 May 1999.