hypa COMPLAINTS
hypa likes nothing better than for people to complain. Naturally we prefer it if you complain about something else, but if you really want to complain about our site then you've come to the right place.
Here are some of the complaints we've already received.
"I told all my friends to look at this site and now I have no friends." - Rob, Manchester
"The pure, concentrated brilliance of this site caused my computer to explode with the force of a Super Nova. As a result the cosmos is now littered with the remnants of this site, and I have to buy a new PC. You should warn people about these dangers. I'll see you in court!." - Alan (c/o Alan's lawyer), Detroit
"It took me three years to write my home page, and it's not half as good as this. My life is over. Goodbye cruel world [BANG]." - Frederick, LA
"I am learning speak English from the internet, and as I accidentally read you pages I think it will now take me twice as long as otherwise." - Pierre, Marseilles
"You pollute the minds of the Indonesian people with your western idiocy." - Minister for Information and Genocide, Indonesia
Now you know what people are complaining about, why not jump on the band wagon. Fill out the form below and click 'Send Form'.