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The Benefits of Clones

The concept of human clones has often been discussed in apocalyptic terms or left in the hand of strange people from Chicago who don't have a clue what they are talking about. However, human clones may have huge potential benefits.

For starters, you need never do any work around the house again. Simply order up a clone of yourself to do all the boring (or disgusting) stuff exactly the way you like it done. But why stop there? Have a clone to take your place at work as well, freeing you from that endless tedium that takes up so much of your life! Or have you always wanted to be a famous football player but never got around to it? Get a clone to train and watch proudly as it fulfils your potential.

But cloning humans is only one area of benefit. Consider what would happen if your little child's pet rabbit dies in the night. Instead of having to break the sad news, you could place an emergency order with Cloned-Rabbits-R-Us and have an identical replacement before your child gets out of bed.

Yes, cloning has a bright future! Just as soon as it can be done without all those unpleasant mutations and stuff.

 

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