hypa ANALYSIS
hypa is famous for it's global analysis which looks at issues relating to current events and helps us fill our web pages with stuff. hypa has access to sources of information from all over the world, and from out of it. Each week we look at an issue connected to our chosen topic of the week.
Clinton in Unimportant Crisis
With many wackos calling for President Clinton to be impeached, hypa decided to look at the ten grounds listed in the American Constitution for impeaching a president.
A president may be impeached for having a moustache.
No president shall order the US Air Force to bomb Congress.
Becoming pregnant is just grounds for impeachment.
No person with the surname 'Kennedy' shall be allowed to serve a full term in office.
No sitting president shall stand.
No standing president shall sit.
Neither sitting nor standing presidents shall lie.
No president shall have a name so silly that it demeans the office of the president. George, Franklin and Bill are examples of what is acceptable. Newt is an example of what is not acceptable.
If a president attempts to do something radical, they must immediately be impeached.
Committing murder, armed robbery or other such serious crimes may in some circumstances be grounds for impeachment.