hypa ANALYSIS
hypa is famous for it's global analysis which looks at issues relating to current events and helps us fill our web pages with stuff. hypa has access to sources of information from all over the world, and from out of it. Each week we look at an issue connected to our chosen topic of the week.
Middle East Crisis (Part 56)
With Iraq continuing to hit the headlines and generally annoying everyone else, hypa can reveal the lengths that the CIA are going to in their attempt to depose the President of Iraq.
hypa has learned that the CIA has developed laser guided, high-explosive camels which can be used in either of two ways. They can be dropped from stealth bombers flying at a height of 90,000 feet or they can be shooed across the Kuwaiti border in to Iraq, where upon they will meander to their targets.
The great advantage of these laser-guided camels is that they blend in so perfectly with the background that it is virtually impossible to tell a laser-guided camel from an 'unmodified' camel.
Should you find that in the near future an exploding camel has solved this Middle East crisis, you will know how it happened and who did it.