hypa ANALYSIS
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Implications of Water on the Moon
The discovery of water on the moon has many implications for the human race, some of which aren't immediately obvious. So hypa has decided to set out some the most important things you need to know about the discovery of moon-water.
As the human body is made from 70 pints of water, it would be possible for rogue scientists to set up human cloning factories on the moon.
Mineral water companies may relocate to the moon, where wage rates and taxes are much lower than on earth.
The next mission to land on the moon will be led by a team of specially trained NASA dolphins who will be parachuted in to the polar lakes.
Water on the moon may mean the existence of aquatic life such as amoeba, plankton or crocodiles there.
In the future, astronauts using portable freezers will be able to have their bourbons on the rocks.
Water on the moon is six times lighter than water on the earth due to lower gravity. Therefore it is necessary to drink six times as much as is required on earth.
Scientists predict that the chemical composition of the moon means that moon-water will taste much like the juice of cucumbers, which have a similar mineral composition.