hypa RELEASE
hypa has recently adopted a policy of honesty and openness, which is why we now make available much of the important information in our possession. The information below has been released by hypa to media outlets, so it may already have been reported in your local media.
hypa Press Release: 05 December 1997 at 0900 EST
hypa announces that in the spirit of meaningless environmental promises being made at Kyoto, it has decided not to begin drilling for oil in Antarctica. hypa hopes that by setting a clear example of how to appear environmentally friendly, we can encourage others to follow our lead.
hypa Press Release: 04 December 1997 at 0900 EST
hypa has decided not to release 500 tons of Class B radioactive waste into the mid-Atlantic Ocean. We have taken this decision because some of our best friends are fish.
hypa Press Release: 03 December 1997 at 0900 EST
hypa would like to make it known that we have now designated someone to switch all the lights off at the end of the day.