hypa RELEASE
hypa has recently adopted a policy of honesty and openness, which is why we now make available much of the important information in our possession. The information below has been released by hypa to media outlets, so it may already have been reported in your local media.
hypa Press Release: 24 March 1998 at 1030 EST
hypa is pleased to announce our expansion in to the Russian humour market. We are investing in a new headquarters in Moscow and will be employing some of Russia's best joke writers to write for our large Russian audience. The Russian translation of our name will be hypovski.
hypa Press Release: 25 March 1998 at 1400 EST
hypa strongly denies the allegations that we paid bribes to Russian government officials in order to facilitate our investment in Russia.
hypa Press Release: 26 March 1998 at 0900 EST
Okay then, just a few bribes.