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Are you the kind of person who likes to be kept informed about the latest scheming of our friends from outer space. If so, read below to find out what impact aliens may have had on our latest topic of the week.
The Space Aliens and the Moon
Whilst most reports suggest that the moon-water has come from frozen comets hitting the moon, hypa can reveal that in reality the water has leaked from the wreckage of a crashed alien spaceship. All alien spaceships are powered by water and require huge amounts to travel across the galaxy.
The crash occurred in 1973 when the alien pilot was laughing hysterically at the latest Richard Nixon joke and failed to realise that there was a large moon-shaped object directly in his path.
Remember: The truth is in here.