hypa STRANGE
Are you the kind of person who likes to be kept informed about the latest scheming of our friends from outer space. If so, read below to find out what impact aliens may have had on our latest topic of the week.
The Space Aliens in the White House
It is thought that the Space Aliens with whom the American government is in frequent contact may take the unusual step of issuing a press statement denying that any of their delegations have stayed over night in the White House.
It is thought that they have already given testimony to this effect to Ringo Starr, the Special Prosecutor investigating the President's sex life.
Remember: The truth is in here.