Pretty as a Picture

by Jane Seaton


Art by Teegar, mostly

..."It was just a stupid prank, Greaves. Let me get Chekov out of here and..."
A waterproof B5 phaser appeared instantly in the redshirt's hand. "Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu, I'm arresting you on suspicion of grand larceny and trafficking in sentient beings."
Sulu was surprised that he could be so easily handcuffed while thrashing wildly in more than eight feet of water. Greaves then slammed him into an algae-covered pillar and pinned him there while he chanted the obligatory notification of his rights. Finally he hooked the cuffs over a rusty nail that stuck out of the pillar two feet above the surface of the water and said grimly, "Lucky for you the tide isn't going out. I'll come back when we've caught your colleagues."

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