THE SCRIPT
SCENE FIVE
SHOT 1
Outside McGowan's house. McGregor walks into view from the left, towards the door.
SHOT 2
McGregor presses the button to activate the doorbell.
SHOT 3
McGowan answers the door and looks pleased to see McGregor.
McGregor : "Hey, man."
McGowan : "McGregor!"
McGregor : "Hey, buddy."
McGowan : "How's it going, buddy?"
THEY SHAKE HANDS AND HUG LIKE AMERICANS.
McGowan : "Hey, man, come on in."
HE LEADS MCGREGOR INTO THE HOUSE, THE CAMERAMAN FOLLOWS THEM IN. MCGREGOR CLOSES THE DOOR AND MCGOWAN STARES INTO THE CAMERA AS IT TURNS AROUND TO FACE THEM.
McGowan : "Hey, wanna come up to the room and get some nachos and Doritos?"
McGregor : "Sure."
MCGREGOR BEGINS TO ASCEND THE STAIRS, MAKING STRANGE HAND MOVEMENTS.
McGregor : "Johnny!"
McGowan : "Johnny!"
THEY ASCEND THE STAIRS NOISILY
SHOT 4
Nearing the top of the stairs. McGregor makes some Johnny gestures with his hands.
McGowan : "Did you see some detective guys? Did they come and interview you?"
McGregor : "Yeah, man."
McGowan : "Did they?"
McGregor : "They interviewed me."
McGowan : "My God, man, they didn't come for me, man."
McGregor : "Fucking, man..."
McGowan : "What did they say?"
McGregor : "They said...'Did you create a LeJohn?'"
MCGOWAN LOOKS AT THE CAMERA
McGowan : "A LEJOHN?!"
McGregor (NONCHALANTLY) : "Yeah."
McGowan : "Oh."