THE SCRIPT
SCENE SIX
SHOT 1
McGregor and McGowan sit on the bed in McGowan's bedroom. McGowan sits on the right hand side, and McGregor on the left.
McGowan : "...thing that can stop LeJohn now!"
McGregor : "That's right..."
THEY LOOK AT THE CAMERA
McGowan & McGregor : "A LeWong!"
MCGREGOR MAKES SOME STRANGE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND THE CAMERA TWISTS ROUND A LITTLE.
SHOT 2
McGowan stands at the wall, stretching a balloon to some funky music.
SHOT 3
McGregor sits on the bed where McGowan was in Shot 1, stretching a balloon.
McGregor : "That was fucking sore."
HE GETS UP AND STARTS STRETCHING IT BETWEEN HIS LEGS. HE STRETCHES IT SOME MORE TO SOME GREAT MUSIC AND FINALLY POINTS IT AT THE CAMERA.
SHOT 4
McGowan standing in the middle of a room, blowing up a balloon. He starts hitting it off his crotch area. The camera turns to McGregor who looks into it, his face a mixture of shock and disgust.
SHOT 5
McGregor and McGowan sit on the bed. McGowan is, this time, on the left and McGregor is on the right. McGowan unwraps some masking tape.
SHOT 6
Same positions as before, only McGowan is holding a new balloon man, LeWong.
McGowan : "...Wong!"
MCGREGOR MAKES SOME CULTURAL ASSUMPTIONS, AND MAKES STRANGE FACES.
McGowan : "He'll battle LeJohn alright."
SHOT 7
A close-up of LeWong's secret balloon chainsaw.
McGowan : "...ainsaw!!!"
MCGREGOR MAKES SOME CHAINSAW NOISES.