We sought it here, we sought it there, and finally I found it and missed a lecture! So what?! This film is more important. After hunting for literally days for this classic, we now own it, and here are some of the best samples from it! Download these files...NOW!!

WARNING - There is a Miguel in this film, but it's not Miguel C Kesey (although, he does feature in a sample...), and a Tina, but it's not the Tina we know...plus the samples may be edited and cut up to save space, so don't think they're entirely accurate.

Click on the eyeball beside the description to download the file (.wav)

- Some of the fabulous synth theme music from the film (267 kb)

- Frank : "All skeletons come from India!" (14.5 kb)

- Freddy : "What are we gonna do?!"

Frank : "Aargh...we're gonna kill it, we're gonna kill it!!"

SOUNDS OF BEATING

Freddy : "Jesus Christ, Frank, what are you doin'?" (78.3 kb)

- Freddy : "Stupid asshole..."

Frank : "Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!"

Freddy : "Like this job?!" (34.7 kb)

- Frank : "The brain!! The brain!!"

Burt : "I hit the fucking brain!" (24.7 kb)

- Frank : "Yeah, but what the hell are you gonna tell him? I mean, can you trust that bastard?"

MIGUEL C KESEY SNIGGERS (35.9 kb)

- Ernie : "Well, uhh...the way I see it..."

SOUNDS OF CUTTING

Ernie : "Alright, let's take care of your problem..." (91.6 kb)

- Ernie : "Freeze, or you're dead!"

Miguel : "Don't shoot, don't shoot, man!"

Ernie : "Are you crazy? Are you on PCP?" (37.9 kb)

- Tina : "There's a hundred of those things out there..."

Ernie : "A hundred?!" (22.5 kb)

- Copper : "Christ Jesus..." (11.0 kb)

- Miguel : "You know, I think it's time you told us what the fuck's going on..."

Burt : "I don't have to tell you anything, dickbrain." (29.5 kb)

- Burt : "The motor's still running!"

Miguel : "Good, I'll drive."

Burt : "No...I'll drive."

Miguel : "Hey, fuck you." (35.4 kb)

- Freddy : "And I know you're in here...because I can smell your braaaain." (40.8 kb)

- Freddy : "You've got to let me eat your braaaaain!!!" (44.5 kb)

- This is Colonel Glover's phone manner...the spaces have been taken out so that we could fit everything he says into the shortest possible space...and it's still quite huge. (193 kb)

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