THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT
the transcribed script
SCENE 10
Complete darkness. They have travelled all day and ended up back in the bedroom and have set up camp, and again, are plagued by strange noises.
Heather (WHISPERING) : Oh, fuck...
Mike : We lost the sixteen, man...
Heather : We what?
Mike : We lost the sixteen.
Heather : FUCK! Where...where the fuck is Jim? What the fuck is that noise?
Mike : Fuck! Turn off the light, man.
Heather (WHISPERING) : Turn off the fucking light.
Mike : Shh, shh, shh, shh!
Josh (EXCEPTIONALLY HIGH-PITCHED) : Oh, fuck!
Heather : Shh, shh, listen, listen!
THERE IS AN EERIE SCRATCHING NOISE GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER
JOSH WHISPERS SOMETHING
Heather : Oh, fuck!
Mike : This isn't happening, man!
Heather : Fuck!
Josh : Fuck!
Mike: Shh! You hear that?
Josh : Fuck!!
Heather : Fuck! Fuck, man, GO!
THEY SCREAM, GET UP AND START TO RUN, ALTHOUGH THE SCREEN REMAINS IN COMPLETE DARKNESS
Mike : Fuck!!
THERE IS A BANGING NOISE AND MUFFLED SCREAMS AS IF COMING FROM BEHIND THE WALLS. MIKE SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE, OBVIOUSLY UP AHEAD AND RUNNING LIKE A BASTARD.
Heather : Fu...fuckin' hell!
MIKE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY HIDING HIS TRUE EMOTIONS. THERE IS A LOT OF BANGING AND SCREAMING.
Mike : Fuck!
Heather : Shit!
LIGHT SPRINGS IN, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT THE CAMERA IS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS.
Mike : Oh, fuck!
Heather : Fuck!
Mike : Ow!
THE CREW RUN INTO A COMPLETELY DARK LIVING ROOM AND COLLAPSE IN THE CORNER STILL SCARED, AND STILL SCREAMING
Mike : Shit...
Heather : Aaargh...Jesus Christ!
Mike : Oh, fuck!
THERE IS A LOUD CLANG.
Heather (AFTER A PAUSE) : I think I just killed something!
THERE IS SOME NERVOUS LAUGHTER
Mike (WHISPERING) : Hehheheh, you just spilled juice.
THERE IS A LOUD LAUGH IN THE BACKGROUND, ALMOST A CACKLE.
Heather : Get the fuck up.
THERE ARE A FEW MORE LAUGHS FROM THE CREW AND SOME "SHH"S FROM MIKE. JOSH SHINES THE TORCH ON THE SPILLED JUICE.
Josh : Oh, fuck, man, someone's bleeding.
Mike : Oh, no!
Heather : Fucking hell, man.
Mike : Oh...Oh, shit.
Heather : Oh, fuck.
Local : A'right?
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