THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT
the transcribed script
Here you can read the entire transcribed script of The Fitzy Witch Project, the footage shot by the missing film students.
SCENE ONE - Includes the beginning, meeting the filmmakers, the infamous shitzers shot, packing up the supplies, and essential reading.
SCENE TWO - Includes the interview with one of the suspects, Local Stevenson, whom the filmmakers abuse leading to the suspicions that he killed them.
SCENE THREE - Includes interview with another suspect, Jim, who eventually came with them on the journey. The first indications that Mike is the Fitzy Witch are revealed. Also includes argument between Jim and Steve, plus excessive patronising.
SCENE FOUR - Includes the interview with Mrs. X, another suspect who scares the crew later on in the film, plus the infamous "Doodoodoodoo" sixteen mm shot.
SCENE FIVE - The crew head off up the stairway trying to find an exit.
SCENE SIX - Includes the crew getting lost and Mike confessing he kicked the map into the creek, plus the subsequent brutal beating of him.
SCENE SEVEN - Includes "I knew where we were going-ah!" shot with Heather, a line about sucking dicks and giving bodgers, the first encounters in the house at night, and the next morning...plus, stir craziness setting in with Mike in the living room.
SCENE EIGHT - Includes another encounter at night in which Jim shouts loudly and Mike laughs. The first "running up the stairs in fear" scene, plus the first indication that Heather, Mike and Josh had sex to stop the fear.
SCENE NINE - A lost, mixed-up scene in which the crew walk into the living room.
SCENE TEN - Another night-time scene. Includes the Scottish "fucking hell!" and running down the stairs in fear. Plus some spillage.
SCENE ELEVEN - Includes footage from the crew in the kitchen where Mike has spittal on his face, and some more indications that Mike IS the Fitzy Witch are revealed. Plus some scares from Mrs. X.
SCENE TWELVE - The infamous "fuck knows" scene.
SCENE THIRTEEN - A scene based in a bathroom. Includes "holy fucking u-bend" , "I'm dying for a pish" , and, "It all looks so similarilar..."
SCENE FOURTEEN - The final scene...includes the dramatic, bloody finding of Mike and the eerie, spine chilling epilogue.
This script is only 99.8% correct, if you can correct anything in it, you're a better man than me. Please mail your corrections to : fitzywitch@hotmail.com