THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT
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SCENE 8
The room is in complete darkness. The crew are about to set up camp (in complete darkness) but there are some stranges noises to be heard. Nothing can be seen.
Heather : Fuck, man, Ok, we're setting up camp here...
THERE ARE SOME STRANGE NOISES IN THE BACKGROUND
Josh : Shh!
Heather (WHISPERING) : Shh! Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up.
THERE ARE SOME MUFFLED SCREAMS IN THE BACKGROUND
Mike : Oh...fuck!
THERE ARE SOME WHISPERS AND MUMBLES.
Jim (BECOMING INCREASINGLY LOUDER) : What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
HE SCREAMS; THE CREW GET A FRIGHT AND THEIR SCREAMS CAN BE HEARD AS THEY BEGIN TO RUN TO AN EXIT. MIKE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY AS THEY SPEED TOWARDS THE STAIRCASE. A LIGHT FLICKERS ON AND JOSH CAN BE SEEN DASHING UP THE STAIRCASE, AND THEN ALL LIGHT DISAPPEARS.
Mike (YELLING) : Fuck! Help!
HE CONTINUES TO SCREAM AND YELP AS IF IN COMPLETE PAIN IN THE BACKGROUND AS HEATHER AND JOSH RUN FOR IT. HEATHER'S BREATHING TURNS TO PANTING AS THEY RUN TOWARDS A DARK ROOM UP AHEAD.
Heather : Fucking hell, man...fucking...[unintelligible]
MIKE MUTTERS SOMETHING
Mike : What the fuck was that, man?
THEY COLLAPSE TO THE FLOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROOM, EXHAUSTED AND AFRAID, MUTTERING AND YELPING.
Josh (EXCEPTIONALLY HIGH-PITCHED) : Fuck me!
THEY ALL WHISPER FAST AND NERVOUSLY AND NOTHING CAN REALLY BE MADE OUT.
Heather : Turn off the fucking light, man...turn off the fucking light! Fuck...Jesus Christ, man...
HEATHER SCREAMS AND MIKE SCREAMS IN FRIGHT.
Heather : What the fuck was that?!
Mike : Me!!
Heather : Oh, it was your arm, sorry..
JOSH LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
Mike : That's my dick, man.
Heather : Sorry, man.
THEY CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY.
Josh : Fuckers.
Mike : I need some pleasure out of this.
Heather : Fuck.
ALL IS SILENT FOR A WHILE EXCEPT FOR PANTING OF THE NON-SEXUAL KIND. A FLASHLIGHT IS TURNED ON AND IT MOVES AROUND THE WALLS. THEY ARE LINED WITH POSTERS. IT SEEMS THEY ARE IN THE BEDROOM AGAIN.
Heather : Come on, man, let's just try and get some sleep, ok?
THEY ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY
Mike (SEXUALLY PERVERSE) : Oh, yeah!
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