THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT
the transcribed script
SCENE 6
The crew are walking up the stairs they previously started to ascend. They are bickering. Josh is up front, Heather is in the middle, and behind her, wielding his trusty 16mm is Mike... fuck knows where Steve went.
Heather : Fuck, man! We've been on these fucking stairs for hours! Where the fuck do you think we are?
JOSH TURNS AROUND AND THROWS HIS ARMS IN THE AIR, JUST AS THEY REACH THE TOP OF THE STAIRS.
Josh : Fuck you, man!
Heather : Fuckin'...
Mike : Hey, Heather...
THE CAMERA TURNS AROUND TO FACE HIM
Mike : You're the one with the map...you know where we're goin'!
Heather : I kicked the fuckin' map into the...no, that wasn't me.
THE CAMERA FACES JOSH AS HE LAUGHS
Mike : That was me, asshole.
THE CAMERA TURNS TO FACE HIM
Heather : What?
Mike : I kicked the fucking map into the creek...ha ha ha ha ha!
JUST AS MIKE REACHES THE TOP OF THE STAIRS, JOSH RUNS IN FROM THE LEFT
Josh : Fuck you!
JOSH BEATS MIKE INTO THE DOORWAY OF A SMALL ROOM WITH BUNKBEDS
Mike : Hoi! Get the fuck off me, man!
HEATHER POINTS AT THE FLOORED MIKE
Heather : I hope you're fucking kidding.
MIKE GETS TO HIS FEET
Mike : Hey!
JOSH GRABS MIKE AND THROWS HIM AROUND A BIT
Heather : That is so not cool.
Mike : You never even knew...
JOSH COLLAPSES AGAINST THE DOOR WITH A SHRIEK
Mike : ...where we were goin'...the map was useless.
Heather : We were on the fucking stairs!
JOSH STARTS TO BEAT MIKE WITH HIS TORCH
Josh : Fuck you!
HEATHER FOLLOWS JOSH AND MIKE INTO THE ROOM
Heather : There's only one fucking way out, man!
THE CAMERA SPINS AROUND TO SEE MRS. X AND LOCAL STANDING IN THE DOORWAY
Heather : Asshole.
Mike : You didn't even...
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