THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT
THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT
The Fitzy Witch Project begins in the home of Heather Donahue Kesey. On the bed is a sprawled Mike, looking stoned and standing about is Josh, looking happy as Larry.
After some brief introductions and a couple of expletives, Steve enters and the guys get their supplies packed up. These include : Essential reading, a torch, some Nike trainers, a toy Batman, a jacket, a Superman cap, a bag, and Top Dog starring Chuck Norris.
They then decide to go out into Condorrat to interview the locals, beginning with Local Stevenson, a young man with a Smashing Pumpkins jumper on. Local has only recently heard of the Fitzy Witch, and without any violent persuasion, answers the questions put forward, which include : "Did the Fitzy Witch cut your penis?", and "Did he take you for TEA TIME?!".
Not taking the whole project entirely seriously, Heather is disappointed with her crew and they decide to capture another local, called Jim, whom they corner in a corner with torches and manpower.
Jim, to begin with, bores the arse off them and Steve gets into a fight with him. However, soon they are interviewing Michael, another local (eerily wearing a Smashing Pumpkins top) who also goes under the name of "Mrs. X".
After much fighting with Local Stevenson, Mike finds his 16mm camera, and they're ready to head off into the woods.
But first they must get out of the house...