THINGS I LIKE
There are a lot of things I really like for no apparent reason, for instance, the background of this page is really to my liking! Here are some more...beware, some are relatively surreal :
STRANGE PHOTO!!! I think this picture is hilariously funny...don't ask why...look at the guy's face!
STRIPY TIGHTS!!! These are essential for your androgynous look, wear them with skirts or under ripped jeans...
GLITTER!!! Glitter rules...it's all glittery and stuff.
FEATHER BOAS!!! Yes, that really is a picture of a feather boa, even though when it's this small it looks like a close-up shot of vomit.
REALLY TACKY, YET WONDERFUL SLASHER FLICKS!!! You need these to survive. Halloween, Friday 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street, Scream...you NEED them! Must sees : The Return Of The Living Dead , Evil Ed , I Hate LeJohn
EYELINER!!! It accentuates my eyes! :) Not just eyeliner though, lots of forms of eye makeup...mascara, eye shadow...etc.
WINGS AND TIARAS!!! They look lovely! You, too, can be a queen, despite having a penis.
GLAMORISATION OF USELESS THINGS!!! You need to be able to make something not very interesting sound incredibly glamorous, so that other people begin to like it.
SPRAYPAINTED SHIRTS!!! You should ALWAYS spraypaint your shirts with slogans.
RECORD FAYRE!!! This is a little shop that sells really cool stuff...! I love it!
FLIP!!! Another cool shop...could you please stock in some more leopard print stuff?!...
COOL WORDS!!! Words like : Nicaragua, Zombies, Jesus, Worms, Fridge and Spiky are all great!
MY BAND!!! Oooh, yes, we're funky! And here's a page dedicated to it : Band Webpage
LEOPARD PRINT JACKETS!!! ...Every time I go to buy one they're sold out...
BOOKS!!! Yes, you must read! READ!!! Keep yourself educated, because schools can't teach you anything worth knowing.
MAGNUM P.I.!!! You can't beat Tom Selleck and his funky theme music...
80s TV PROGRAMMES!!! Yes, they were crap and tacky, but we loved the A-Team, Knight Rider and the like...Mr.T, we love you.
THE YOUNG ONES!!! You can't get better than this lovely comedy TV show!
DOCs!!! You need your Doc Martens to kick amplifiers...But they must be black, or spraypainted, none of this brown preppy style.
BONDAGE TROUSERS!!! Be like the Clash and have lots of zips!
80s ICONOGRAPHY!!! Always have icons from the 80s doing something remotely symbolic...IE Christian Slater with a chainsaw.
80s TEEN MOVIES!!! Oh, yes, oh, yes! Heathers, Pump Up The Volume (err... despite this being made in 1990) and all of those wonderful flicks ruled the world!
LOOSE CLOTHING!!! Apart from the bondage trousers, your clothing should be loose, and, dare I say it, baggy...NEVER tuck your t-shirt into your trousers...NEVER! NEVER!!! NEVER!!!!!!
ANY FORM OF INTELLECTUAL SYMBOLISM!!! Here we have Richey demonstrating just that.
ACCESSORIES!!! Always accessorize...weigh yourself down with a lot of STUFF.
MONKEY ISLAND!!! Hail Guybrush Threepwood, the mighty pirate FOREVER!
LIGHTERS!!! You should always carry a lighter with you, even if you don't smoke... they come in useful for burning things, for instance, Backstreet Boys CDs.
STUPID PEOPLE!!! You need stupid people to make you seem even MORE intelligent.