How else would I make it round the course in 48.2 seconds? You should find this little baby waiting for you outside when you come back out. . .ha ha. Forward, Back, Shift, Control Key. . .you know the drill. YOU thought I had no use in the game. YOU were convinced of a secret on the training level which only the Butler could activate. You tried everything. . .you looked in the attic, you examined my tea tray more times than is sanely possible, you locked me in the freezer, you even pushed me down the stairs. Eventually you gave up on any possible chance of some sort of secret. . . But you never found it. . .

You thought I was just some crumply old zimmer merchant hanging round the house as second rate decoration. Well, I have news for you, sonny jim. . .I used to be a champion of two wheels back when I was a lad, and I'll damn well show you how its done, by Jiminy!