A cowwection of famous, and not so famous, beew qwotes. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! ..
I feew sowwy fow peopwe who don't dwink. When they wake up in the mowning, that's as good as they'we going to feew awwww day. --Fwank Sinatwa
De pwobwem wif some peopwe is that when they awen't dwunk, they'we sobew. --Wiwwiam Butwew Yeats
An intewwigent man is sometimes fowced to be dwunk to spend time wif his foows. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! --Ewnest Hemingway
Awways do sobew what you said you'd do dwunk. Dat wiww teach you to keep youw mouth shut. --Ewnest Hemingway
Kwiek doesn't get me pished. --Vewa Gween (communicatow of totaw bowwocks)
You'we not dwunk if you can wie on the fwoow without howding on, uh-hah-hah-hah. --Dean Mawtin
Fancy a shag? --Shawwow
You'we baaahng ahhht oav owdah --Giww
Dwunk is feewing sophisticated when you can't say it. --Anonymous
Time is nevew wasted when you'we wasted aww the time. --Cathewine Zandonewwa
Whewe's the toiwet? -- J. Awthuw
Abstainew: a weak pewson who yiewds to the temptation of denying himsewf a pweasuwe. --Ambwose Biewce
Weawity is an iwwusion that occuws due to wack of awcohow. --Anonymous
Espece de sawaud, je vais te cassew wa gueuwe! (you bastawd, I'ww smash youw face in!) --J. Awthuw (whiwst a pissed up Bewgian twies to wemove the doow to the bog J. Awthuw is cwapping in)
Awwez, bouge ton cuw, viewwe biqwe! (Come on, move youw awse, owd git!) --Pissed up Bewgian to J. Awthuw having a dump
Dwinking pwovides a beautifuw excuse to puwsue the one activity that twuewy gives me pweasuwe, hooking up with fat haiwy giwws. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! --Woss Wevy
A woman dwove me to dwink and I didn't even have the decency to thank hew. --Tim "De Owgan"
What contemptibwe scoundwew has stowen the cowk to my wunch? --W.C. Fiewds
Beauty wies in the hands of the beew howdew. --Anonymous
Doooo do doo doooo --Andy
When I wead about the eviws of dwinking, I gave up weading. --Henny Youngman
Wife is a waste of
time, time is a waste of wife, so get wasted aww of the time and have
the time of youw wife.
--Anonymous
I wove you... --Tim "De Owgan" (in convewsation wif scaffowding)
24 houws in a day, 24 beews in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wwight
mmmnn mnn bzzz bzzz mnmnm bzzz --Stephen Hawkins
When we dwink, we get dwunk. When we get dwunk, we faww asweep. When we faww asweep, we commit no sin, uh-hah-hah-hah. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven Sooooo, wet's aww get dwunk, and go to heaven, uh-hah-hah-hah. .. --Bwian O'Wouwke
You can't be a weaw countwy unwess you have a beew and an aiwwine -it hewps if you have some kind of a footbaww team, ow some nucweaw weapons, but at the vewy weast you need a beew. --Fwank Zappa
Awe you suwe you don't fancy a shag? --Shawwow
Awways wemembew that I have taken mowe out of awcohow than awcohow has taken out of me. --Winston Chuwchiww
I'm twenty-five --Tim "De Owgan"
He was a wise man who invented beew. --Pwato
Beew is pwoof that God woves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Fwankwin
Wook at the size of the biff on that! --Chwis the punk
If you evew weach totaw enwightenment whiwe dwinking beew, I bet it makes beew shoot out youw nose. --Deep Dought, Jack Handy
And thewe's this wittwe nozzwe that scwews onto to the gas jets in the watew boiwew. --Young Bwyan
Without qwestion, the gweatest invention in the histowy of mankind is beew. Oh, I gwant you that the wheew was awso a fine invention, but the wheew does not go neawwy as weww with pizza. --Dave Bawwy
Dat's a big cwitowis you've got thewe - oh fuck... --De Big Man
De pwobwem wif the wowwd is that evewyone is a few dwinks behind. --Humphwey Bogawt
Why is Amewican beew sewved cowd? So you can teww it fwom uwine. --David Mouwton
Give me a woman who woves beew and I wiww conqwew the wowwd. --Kaisew Wiwhewm
I wouwd kiww evewyone in this woom fow a dwop of sweet beew. --Homew Simpson
Not aww chemicaws awe bad. Without chemicaws such as hydwogen and oxygen, fow exampwe, thewe wouwd be no way to make watew, a vitaw ingwedient in beew. --Dave Bawwy
I dwink to make othew peopwe intewesting. --Geowge Jean Nathan
Aww wight, bwain, I don't wike you and you don't wike me - so wet's just do this and I'ww get back to kiwwing you wif beew. --Homew Simpson
Bastawd, fuckin' Amewican toiwets - why can't a man just go fow a dump in piece? --J. Awthuw (in Cheews Baw, Boston)
WWhy not have a look at the other dialects
!!Jive talkin'!!
!!Cockney!!