A collecshun uh famous, and not so's famous, bea' quotes...

I feel so'ry fo' sucka's who duzn't drink. Ya' know?  When dey wake up in de mo'nin', dat's as baaaad as dey're goin' t'feel all day. Slap mah fro!  --Frank Sinatra

De problem wid some sucka's be dat when dey ain't drunk, dey're sober. Ah be baaad...  --William Butla' Yeats

An intelligent joker is sometimes fo'ced t'be drunk to spend time wid his honkyfools. --Ernest Hemin'way

Always do soba' whut ya' said ya''d do drunk. Ya' know? Dat will teach ya' t'keep yo' moud shut. Man!  --Ernest Hemin'way

Kriek duzn't dig me pished. --Vera Green (communicato' of total bollocks)

Youse not drunk if ya' can honky jibe on de floo' widout holdin' on. 'S coo', bro.  --Dean Martin

Fancy some shag? --Shallow

Youse baaahng ahhht oav owdah --Gill

Drunk be feelin' sophisticated when ya' kin't say it. Man!  --Anonymous

Time be neva' wuzted when youse wuzted all de time.  --Caderine Zandonella

Where's de toilet? -- J. Buckwheat

Abstainer, dig dis: some weak sucka' who yields t'de temptashun of denyin' himself some pleasho' man.  --Ambrose Bierce

Reality be an illusion dat occurs due t'lack uh alcohol.  --Anonymous

Espece de salaud, je vais te cassa' la gueule! Right on! (ya' bastard, I'll smash yo' face in! Right on!) --J. Buckwheat (whilst some pissed down Belgian tries t'remove da damn doo' to de bog J. Buckwheat be crappin' in)

Allez, bouge ton cul, vielle bique! Right on! (Come on, move yo' arse, old git! Right on!) --Pissed down Belgian t'J. Buckwheat havin' some dump

Drinkin' provides a fine 'suse t'pursue da damn one activity dat truely gives me pleasho' man, hookin' down wid fat froy goats.  --Ross Levy

A honky chick drove me to drink and ah' dun didn't even gots de decency t'dank her. Ah be baaad... --Tim "De Organ"

Whut contemptible scoundrel gots stolen de co'k t'my lunch?  --W.C. Fields

Beauty lies in de hands uh de bea' holder. Ah be baaad...  --Anonymous

Doooo wop de do doo doooo --Andy

When ah' read about de evils uh drinkin', ah' gave down readin'.  --Henny Yungman

Life be a wuzte of time, time be a wuzte uh life, so's get wuzted all uh de time and gots de time uh yo' life.
 --Anonymous

I love ya'... --Tim "De Organ" (in conversashun wid scaffoldin')

24 hours in some day, 24 beers in some case. Coincidence?  --Stephen Wright

mmmnn mnn bzzz bzzz mnmnm bzzz --Stephen Hawkins

When we drink, we dig drunk. Ya' know? When we dig drunk, we fall asleep. Jes hang loose, brud. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. 'S coo', bro. When we commit no sin, we go t'heaven Sooooo, let's all dig drunk, and go to heaven. 'S coo', bro...  --Brian O'Rourke

You's kin't be some real country unless ya' gots some bea' and an airline  -it helps if ya' gots some kind'a some ball team, o' some nuclear weapons, but at da damn very least ya' need some beer. Ah be baaad...  --Frank Zappa

Is you sho' man ya' duzn't fancy some shag? --Shallow

Always rememba' dat I have snatchn mo'e out uh alcohol dan alcohol gots snatchn out uh me.  --Winston Churchill

I'm twenty-five --Tim "De Organ"

He wuz some wise joker who invented beer. Ah be baaad...  --Plato

Bea' is proof dat God loves us and wants's us t'be happy. Slap mah fro!  --Benjamin Franklin

Look at da damn size uh de biff on dat! Right on! --Chris de punk

If ya' eva' reach total enlightenment while drinkin' beer, I bet it makes bea' shoot out yo' nose.  --Deep Dought, Buckwheat Handy

And dere's dis little nozzle dat screws onto t'de gas jets in de booze boiler. Ah be baaad... --Yung Bryan

Widout quesshun, de greatest invenshun in de histo'y of mankind be beer. Ah be baaad... Oh, ah' grant ya' dat da damn wheel wuz also a fine invenshun, but da damn wheel duz not go nearly as well wid pizza. WOAH!  --Isaac Barry

Dat's some big clito'is ya''ve gots dere - oh fuck. Ya' know?.. --De Big Man

De problem wid de wo'ld be dat everyone be a few drinks behind.  --Humphrey Bogart

Why be American beer served cold? So's ya' kin tell it fum urine.  --Isaac Moulton

Give me some honky chick who loves bea' and ah' gots'ta conqua' de wo'ld.  --Kaisa' Wilhelm

I would waste everyone in dis room fo' some drop uh sweet beer. Ah be baaad...  --Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are baaaad. Widout chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, fo' example, dere would be no way t'make booze, some vital in'redient in beer. Ah be baaad...  --Isaac Barry

I drink t'make oder sucka's interestin'.  --Geo'ge Jean Nadan

All right, brain, I duzn't likes ya' and ya' duzn't likes me  - so's let's plum do dis and I'll dig back t'killin' ya'
wid beer. Ah be baaad... --Cribr Simpson

Bastard, fuckin' American toilets - why kin't some man plum go fo' some dump in piece? --J. Buckwheat (in Cheers Bar, Boston)

Why not have a look at the other dialects

!!Elmer Fudd!!

!!Cockney!!