The nine mental conditions affecting the composer of haiku

The Great Master has experienced all these.

Tohi	(Thrombus of haiku insight) being in a perfect haiku generating situation but absolutely nothing happens—also called block seventeen	Writer imprisoned And unable to escape From Block 17?
Ntohi	Haiku just seem to flow—opposite of tohi
Hihu	Haiku Hunting—mentally scanning the textual landscape for five and seven syllable chunks (The Future’s Orange - 5!).	Sharpen your pencil! Reload your pen! It’s time to Go Haiku Hunting!
Moth	Thinking of a perfect haiku but by the time one has found pen and paper it is lost or goes clohi (q.v.)
Clohi	(Crash landing of haiku insight) a valid or valuable haiku idea that will not go into shape
He-he	Starting on a serious or insightful haiku and then some irony or pun bubbles up and forces a smile and a more light-hearted result
Bluh	The opposite of he-he—a dark haiku results	Hiding in Shadows Dripping with your blood. Beware! The Dark Haiku Strikes
Syllabosis	The morbid counting of syllables (nine so far) in text even when not reading or writing haiku	Quick! Call a Doctor! The symptoms are clear. The man Has Syllabosis
Aha	Haiku that arrive fully formed—absence of clohi

Here it is once more:
Basho’s frog is sitting here;
Waits to make a splash.