Makem weep is a series of daft little stories sent in by fans of different clubs. They are realy only to be read by genuine fans of that club as . Thick Geordies wouldn't understand them.

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Like I say, You probaly wont understand them unless you are from the club in question .so don't go pressing buttons from teams that you don't support or you will be just waising your time. instead scroll down and have a go at the Story maker.

So , just how do you make a Sad maKem B@stard story up? We have designed a story program that is so simple even a maKem can use it. All you do is fill in the blanks and press a button.

Male Name (eg Alex):


Verb .. to ? (eg run)


Part of clothing 1 (eg T-shirt):


Part of clothing 2: (not another T- shirt)


Part of clothing 3: (you could try underwear)


Part of clothing 4: (hey it's your story)


A Number:


Location (eg cinema):


Well known person:


A good football team:


food (type of meat / Vegetable):


favorite curry


favorite drink


Animal (eg Cow, Elephant):



 

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