Welcome to
the new SMB, The tongue in cheek look at Newcastle's poorer cousins
"doon the road". This site is just a bit of fun and is in
no way malicious unlike the Sunderland FTM lot who are pure evil.
Most maKems though are really nice human beings (allegedly ). So why
do I call this site the Sad maKem B@st@rd?
Answer is
They are. Sad, they are maKems and nowadays many of them are indeed illegitimate.
SAD
... Firstly tier current tight fisted manager decides to sell their
best player on a whim simply because he chose to briefly wear a SMB
t-shirt and was daft enough to let himself have a photo taken with it
on. (or was it because Mr racist Reid dosen't like geordies)
Then Mr (you
really do look like a monkey ) Reid chooses to sell his next best
player Mickey Bridges (also a Geordie) rather than give them a pay
rise that they deserve.
No problem in
selling good players if you make the effort to bring in better
replacements (Kenny Dalglish take note) , but if all you can get is a
thirty seven year old Ex England international and a similarly
elderly German defender then it is little wonder that the Sunderland
fans are SAD. He didn't last long that Jorman did he? After a lucky
start to the season, the Makems are now starting to slide down the
slippery slope of the premier league, and although they unfortunately
won't be relegated this season, the future for them looks bleak. A
return to the league in which they belong is surely just a matter of time.
maKems
... At one time the Sunderland fans would
curse you if you called them a MaKem, Now they have adopted the word
as a description of themselves . They indeed now call themselves
Mackems to distinguish themselves from the Geordies to which they are
often referred to by the Southerners. What I have found though that
it irritates them if you spell it wrong, hence the maKem (pronounced
with an emphasis on the K)
B@st@rds......
OK, so It's a bit derogatory calling them B@st@rds, but nowadays how
many children are born out of wedlock? 30%-50%(E mail me if you know
a percentage in the UK?) ." Sad Makem people" or "sad
makem citizens" just dosen't have the same ring about it. Hence
I use the words from the Geordie version of the Peter Reid song.
"
SAD MaKem B@st@rds" |