hypa PROBLEMS
Problems, problems, problems. Everyone has them - even YOU. If you think you haven't got any then you are only repressing them. That will eventually lead to you committing messy suicide unless you take action now. We suggest that you look for help in the items below or send your problem to us using the form at the bottom of the page. We guarantee a prompt and tender reply.
Out of mind, Out of site
Dear hypa, a few days ago I accidentally put one of my CDs in my CD player upside, and it started to play backwards. Amid the screeching and wailing of the music being played backward, I was shocked to hear that the lyrics were now referring to your web site. I believe that you are in league with the devil and that you are trying to destroy my mind.
Whilst this site has, in the past, been in league with the devil, we can assure you that it has now severed all relations with the Dark Overlord. If you are concerned about this, we hope our bland reassurance has put your mind at ease. As for that CD, we imagine it was just a small joke by the artists concerned. Now, if you EVER mention this topic again you'll be banned from this web site for ever.
Lost Incontinence
Dear hypa, I suffered from incontinence but was miraculously cured when I saw your site on the internet. What has happened to me and should I be worried about it?
The subliminal brainwashing that we use on this site sometimes has unintended consequences. Curing you of your incontinence is probably one of these so you have nothing to worry about. Just last week we heard from someone who had turned orange as a result of visiting this site, so at least you are on to a winner.
If you have a problem, we can solve it
As a caring organisation, hypa like to help you with the problems in your life. Remember, a burden is always lighter if you get somebody else to carry it for you. Type your problem in the box below and click 'Send Form'.