hypa PROBLEMS
Problems, problems, problems. Everyone has them - even YOU. If you think you haven't got any then you are only repressing them. That will eventually lead to you committing messy suicide unless you take action now. We suggest that you look for help in the items below or send your problem to us using the form at the bottom of the page. We guarantee a prompt and tender reply.
History in the Making
Dear hypa, where I live many of the people are almost at war with each other because of problems that happened around one hundred years ago. What should we do to bring an end to these problems?
hypa can fully understand the problems caused by such a tragic history. In fact, hypa is based in a city so old that it has 5 historic quarters. Living in such a troubled place it is important to study the problems in some depth. This can usually be done by reading the graffiti on the walls. The other solution that many experts recommend is that you kiss every person you meet on the streets. If nothing else, this will unite everyone in a dislike of you.
It's That Eternal Question Again
Dear hypa, when I die will I go to Heaven? I am worried that all the crimes I have committed will mean that I roast alive for eternity.
Well, this is an issue that worries a lot of people. However, the Bible is very clear that repentance will save your soul. Only tax inspectors are certain to go to hell.
If you have a problem, we can solve it
As a caring organisation, hypa like to help you with the problems in your life. Remember, a burden is always lighter if you get somebody else to carry it for you. Type your problem in the box below and click 'Send Form'.