LEICESTER
(14th September 1999)
The second round of the Worthless Cup is when some of the
Premiership teams go into the draw. A home fixture against
one of these is always good for the bank balance, especially
against a glamour team. With all apologies to Leicester they
rank only slightly above Wimbledon in the sexiness stakes,
more Jo Brand than Jo Guest. Add to that we played them in a
friendly only last month and it doesn't look as good a tie
as it may have. Plus the fact that we never beat them.
After a few weeks which has seen the first choice keeper
walk out of the club and a major defender leave (both to
join Barnsley who also have Bruce Dyer and Neil Shipperley
and are coached by Dave Bassett - why they don't rename
themselves Palace Mk 2 I don't know) things weren't looking
too rosy. Losing the last four league games also didn't
help, especially since the defence is starting to resemble
Swiss cheese. Add to that the uncertainty over the
consortium who are supposed to take over and confidence
among everyone is at an all time low (which nicely matches
the league position). Today saw the revelation that the
Marks & Sparks heir is involved but it will now take
more than St Michael to help out. Add in saints Paul, Peter,
Christopher (for the away games) and a demonstration from
Lazarus and we might be in with a chance. On the bright side
we have actually managed to get a new player despite the
transfer embargo. This is done by the simple expedient of
him playing as an amateur (so he should feel right at home
in the defence) in the hope that he can get a contract when
the takeover is finally (if?) completed. We also had a
player offered from Everton who said they would pay all his
wages and expenses so it would cost us nothing. The League
rejected the offer on our behalf. Hmmmm, we can't sign
anyone because of monetary restrictions but we're not
allowed to sign someone who costs us nothing. I can't see
the League doing the same to one of the big clubs but they
have refused to say why they prevented the transfer
occurring. Probably because they have their tongue so far up
the arses of Moan Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, et al that they
couldn't reply to a small club.
On to the game. Palace have so far scored in every game
this season. They also have conceded in every game. 0-0
didn't look a likely score. Much like the recent friendly
Palace started the brighter while Leicester were content to
sit back. Neither keeper was forced into making a save as
both sides seemed content to faff around in midfield. The
only major incident was when Bradbury outpaced the defence
(and I never thought I'd write that line) before Arphexad
pulled off a fine save. Just before the twenty minute mark
Leicester won a corner and curled it in right over the top
of everyone to an unmarked Matt Elliot beyond the far post.
From a very acute angle he managed to smack it against
Digby's leg where it then went into the goal. Palace were
about the only side not to have scored an own goal this
season - not any more. After that Palace switched to
headless chook mode, playing passes to the opposition and
seeming to have no attacking ideas beyond a hoik down the
sidelines for Morrison and Bradbury to chase. Unsurprisingly
this failed to result in a goal until the great god of
flukes took a hand. Trapped on the left Austin tried a pass
up the centre. This screwed off the side of his boot but
fell into the path of Smith who cut inside and fed our new
amateur Jose Antunes. His shot was mis-kicked and was going
well wide but somehow fell directly into the path of
Morrison who duly equalised.
At this point the obvious things were that the team was
lacking that extra spark, confidence was low, the passing
was bad (Linighan was very bad) and the attack seemed
short of ideas. Other than that everything was fine. What
wasn't fine was the way the defence just hung off the
Leicester forwards as they ran towards the box. It was going
to be costly eventually and so it duly proved when a nicely
weighted pass saw Neil Lennon slide the ball under Digby to
restore the Leicester lead. The only point of note in the
rest of the half was a delightful Austin chip on the run
which found Bradbury in the area but his attempted lob was
quickly shut down by the keeper.
Half time saw Leicester change their keeper, replacing
him with Tim Flowers. After a bit more dire football (I paid
£19 for this?) Nicky Rizzo was introduced in an attempt
to spark the attack. It certainly caused that to happen. His
first act was to chase back down the left and give away a
free kick at the side of the area. From that the defence
played Madame Tussauds as an unmarked player strolled in and
headed past Digby. Another Huddersfield was looking a
distinct possibility but to Palace's credit they did start
looking a bit more interested. This lead to a storming run
by Bradbury through the defence into the area. He touched
the ball slightly too far, enough for Flowers to decide to
go for it. They both went for the 50-50 ball. Bradbury got
up. Flowers didn't. It took five minutes before he finally
decided he couldn't continue and considering he was later
found to have a broken sternum was probably a very good
idea. There was absolutely no malice intended at all, it was
one of those nasty accidents that happen. The referee took
no action and, more significantly, no Leicester players made
any complaint at all. Since their first choice keeper was
also off this left Leicester with a problem. A quick game of
pass-the-parcel with the keeper's jersey left the shortest
player on the pitch wearing it. Since Leicester had used all
three subs it also left them with only ten men. Now we had a
game on our hands.
The obvious thing to do against a ring-in keeper is to
pump balls into the area and have a few long range shots to
test him out. There was one soft cross in ten minutes which
was certainly not good enough for Palace. However, to lay
the blame entirely on the attack would be to discredit the
Leicester defence. They were very solid, shutting down any
close range attack and disrupting those on the edge of the
area. They also won just about everything in the air. Now if
Palace had players of this calibre we would do very well
indeed. Oh, we did have players like this but we had to sell
them. Anyway, David Ellary finally gave us a free kick 25
yards out. The Leicester wall stood on the edge of the area.
Um, twenty-five less eighteen is seven. I thought the wall
had to be back ten yards. Silly me. While the keeper was
trying to line up the wall on the near post, Fan ran up and
curled it around the other side to make it 2-3. At that
point the game got much better. Palace decided to attack,
attack, attack and forsake defence (what else is new). The
lead to a Leicester breakaway which, were it not for
Linighan driving the player wide at the last moment, would
have killed the game. However, Palace kept coming and a
cross from the right by Smith saw a Mullins header flash
into the far corner of the net. Even if Flowers had been in
goal he wouldn't have stopped that one. After that the
Leicester back three kept the box clear and reduced Palace
to long range efforts, usually off target. The only
exception was Morrison who stole up to the six yard line to
meet a low cross. He has said he wants to be like Ian
Wright. Unfortunately in this case his finish was more like
Andy Cole and it went wide. At the end the Leicester fans
were chanting "we've only got ten men". Considering scores
in recent weeks I'm surprised the Holmesdale didn't respond
with "you've only got three goals".
It ended at 3-3 which was a flattering result for Palace.
The good points? Jamie Smith played well while Bradbury is
starting to show how dangerous he can be at times. Our new
Brazilian looks a bit like Ronaldo but doesn't play quite as
well. He looks quite useful but seems guilty of trying to do
a little too much. Considering he is in the shop window
though this isn't that surprising. The team did play well
when they looked interested but this was all too infrequent.
It is becoming obvious that the off-field issues are
starting to adversely affect the team on the pitch. The bad
points? A pitiful 5,006 crowd. The defence. It is starting
to look as dodgy as it was at the start of last season. This
results in the midfield being dragged back to help out which
reduces attacking play to a long ball. It becomes very
predictable and a halfway decent opposition can easily
nullify any attack before it starts. Hopefully the flashes
of talent they showed will translate to League results but
the game didn't really do anything to lift the growing
cancer of despondency.
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